Ijele Nwanyi

#Catholic // work in progress

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

@Elkrosmediahub @IkukuomaC Exactly. My friend with his jp tank calls himself “zaddy” 🤣🤣

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

You people have been living together for 4 years and you are still screaming and shouting “I didn’t see this coming” after he proposes as how??? Who you want marry before!?

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

I have 2 hands.
I can hold them both.

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

Solution to Every thing is rice. God forbid

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

“When the government came to console us, they came with rice and money. But the women rejected everything.”

— Baale of Yawota Community, Oriire, Oyo State.

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

So decent woman no deserve fun? Nawa oo

[Mo-mudi 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @moemudi01]

If a lady is indecent, men will take her out for fun.

If a lady is wise &decent, a man will take her home for keeps.

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

🤣🤣🤣 say wetin happen!????

[KING @wahalaMann]

Bro to Bro: Instead of rushing to invite her over, let her get curious enough to ask, “When am I coming to your house?”

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

@Obywinni Why is she tolerating such behavior? And for those of you saying she is not her maid, does a 14 year old living with her parents just lounge around all day? Doesn’t she do chores when she is with her parents? There is absolute nothing wrong with her helping around the house!!!

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

Gbam!!!!!

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Water, electricity and good roads didn't get to your area/town, but election materials will get there.

They didn't forget you, they just don't care about your existence. 😝

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

Temu doesn’t like wahala at all.
Me- “I don’t like this. I am returning it, give me my money back”.
Temu- “ no need. Here is your money, keep the item” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

@ODUNMADEIT Is this a joke? 🤣🤣

[zaki elepon maalu 🪖 @miide_ola]

i no even vote for this bastard man, una just dey suffer me for nothing 💔💔

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Make we no ever forget say na for tinubu regime terrorists begin do livestream

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

Some of the things you older siblings did to your younger siblings are why they don’t talk to or come close to you anymore. They are not being difficult or stubborn, they just don’t want to deal with you anymore

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Call me “weird”, but I don’t have a “dream job”.

Make I no sha broke na im I dey do walai.

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

“Had sex outside his marriage”. What a creative way to say he cheated on his wife

[♛ 𝑯𝒆𝒊𝒔 @real_heis]

One of my guy friends who's married mistakenly had sex outside his marriage.

He got the girl pregnant. Paid for the dowry, paid for everything, and he decided to marry her as a second wife. His first wife agreed because she didn't want a b@stard outside. She was a keeper.❤️

But guess what? I met him last week, and while we were talking, I casually asked him about his wives, and he goes, "I came to your house to play video games (FIFA) to cool off." He looked extremely worried. 😟

I wondered why he needed to cool off. I thought it was just one of these normal wives and polygamous family issues at home. But guess what he told me? 💔

He said he walked in on them having sex (the first and second wife)....

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

@Yemihazan Imagine you said intercontinental 🤣🤣

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

@Elkrosmediahub Is Atiku himself not a moron??

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

@yeankhar For real you can’t unsee it 🤣

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

You cannot have the same Holy Spirit I have and be supporting Tinubu.

God can't be mock

[Ijele Nwanyi @ChizzyAsa]

Is it that you people do not understand figure of speech or is it because it is Hauwa???

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Elections are next year. At least do oju aye and rescue the kids so you can use it to campaign. Do something.