I want to see kendall jenner take an improv class. and she’s not allowed to take a xanax or get an IV of vitamins beforehand. then I want kourtney to tour the factory where they make cheez its (this is a 2 hour episode) then I want kylie to do ayahuasca
can’t believe i was born in the era where the way a woman’s fat and muscle sits on her skeleton goes in and out of fashion every few months and not the era where I would live in a limestone cave, meet four people and die before I was 30. fuck
Morning shower people: how does it feel to sleep in your filth every night? What is it like knowing the grime of everything you’ve done this week is fermenting in your sheets? Do you ever feel clean?