Chloé

[💗 @ma1ybe]

When I went to a male gynecologist to discuss getting a hysterectomy because of my fibroids, one of the first things he asked was, “Aren’t you afraid you’ll regret not having children?” I asked him, “Do you regret not becoming a banker?” He looked confused and said, “I never wanted to be a banker. And i said “Exactly. I’ve never wanted children”. Gtfo

[gato frajola que ri e que chora @Maysaaaaaaaaaas]

@littlemiksx Ou quando fala q o divórcio é permitido em casos de comportamento sexual inapropriado(matheus 19:9), mas as igrejas insistem em dizer que as mulheres devem perdoar as traições dos seus maridos.

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse

[Manon Aubry @ManonAubryFr]

Liste des métiers que Marine Le Pen ne peut pas exercer :

- Convoyeur de fonds
- Educateur spécialisé
- Assistant social
- Policier
- Gendarme
- Agent de sécurité
- Militaire
- Psychologue
- Animateur en centre de loisirs
- Surveillant pénitentiaire
- Directeur de centre de vacances
- Accompagnant d'élèves en situation de handicap
- Douanier
- Garde du corps
- Enseignant
- Animateur Périscolaire
- Conseiller pédagogique
- Conducteur de taxi
- Pilote
- Médecin
- Infirmier
- Aide-soignant
- Pharmacien
- Sage-femme
- Chauffeur de bus
- Agent bancaire
- Comptable
- Conseiller financier
- Commissaire aux comptes
- Gestionnaire de patrimoine
- Courtier en assurance
- Avocat
- Notaire
- Professeur
- Enseignant-chercheur
- Expert-comptable
- Taxi
- Pilote de ligne
- Architecte
- Géomètre-expert
- Agent immobilier
- Huissier de justice
- Magistrat

Mais par contre, Marine Le Pen, après avoir été condamnée deux fois pour détournement de fonds publics, se présente à la présidence de la République.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

DONALD. TRUMP. SAID. TODAY. THAT. HE. HAD. A. FULL. CONVERSATION. WITH. THEODORE. ROOSEVELT. ABOUT. THE. PANAMA. CANAL.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT DIED IN 1919.

THE. MAN. IS. OUT. OF. HIS. MIND.

[bry ꕤ @cartierbry]

these brands are ACTUALLY pissing me off with this…

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The climbing is the least impressive part of what this couple does.

Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus reached the top of the Empire State Building yesterday, dropped a peace banner at 1,454 feet, got engaged on the spire, and climbed down into NYPD custody. Netflix profiled them in the 2024 documentary Skywalkers: A Love Story. She's a former gymnast and the daughter of circus performers. Together they've scaled towers on four continents, including Merdeka 118 in Kuala Lumpur, the world's second tallest building at 2,227 feet.

The documentary shows how they actually get up there. They pick locks. They ride staff elevators after learning those often lack cameras. On construction sites they dress as construction workers. In residential towers they dress like the residents. Before a climb they watch staff movements until they know the building's rhythm.

Yesterday's entry point, per the NYPD: a locked maintenance hatch on the 102nd floor observation deck. Investigators believe they studied employee patterns first.

Consider what they exposed. The Empire State Building runs metal detectors, bag checks, and cameras across one of the most watched square miles on the planet. Every layer of that system assumes an intruder wants to get inside and take something. Two people who only wanted to go up beat all of it with patience and a hatch.

Skyscraper security points down. Lobbies, offices, tenants, valuables. The vertical axis of nearly every tall building on earth is guarded by a padlock and an assumption.

The aftermath reveals the business model. They photographed the proposal and the ring themselves and posted before officers reached them. The building's own statement pivoted to advertising its observation deck as a proposal venue. Its social account joked about stealing the spotlight from Madison Square Garden's big wedding week. Eight charges, including burglary and reckless endangerment, and every party involved walked away with content.

They built a career on one insight: buildings defend everything except the way up.

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

This has got to be the best photo of 2026 so far.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Rape children on Epstein Island: no consequences.

Climb the Empire State Building to spread a message of love: arrested immediately.

🤡🌎

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

Why aren't we talking about this? This is brilliant.

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Désolée mais je pense que dépenser de l’argent pour rendre la vie impossible aux SDF plutôt que pour les aider c’est le symbole parfait d’un système dépourvu d’humanité

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Mujeres que se preparaban para convertirse en monjas se enamoraron después de dejar el convento.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”