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i /really/ like video games

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CwaKR #Undertale #NintendoSwitch

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bromance #Undertale #NintendoSwitch

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vibin' #Undertale #NintendoSwitch

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#NES #NintendoSwitchOnline #NintendoSwitch

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@CrumblCookies I drove 30 minutes out of my way to get several Rocky Road cookies when there was a location with them as their mystery flavor. My only regret is not filling my pantry when I had the chance.

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@Batstewart Uber eats? The risk of disappointment is much higher, but it requires almost no mental capacity.

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@MatthewValdez83 Remember Hurricane Matthew 6 years ago and it looked like Ghost Rider?

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@OfficialKat @billprady I always use entirely “new” letters the first two lines with as many vowels as possible. I don’t think Wordle uses plurals, so I knew the S would be first or second. I couldn’t think of any words for _SIN_, so it had to be S_IN_. Then only a few letters make sense.

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@Noel06969278 @dklmarxist Those with autism are much less likely to cheat and lie, which makes you more valuable to people who prioritize loyalty over looks and social prowess. You’ll find your person.

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@RockstarGames Oh no, everyone will see plans for the same tired ass game you’ve made for 20 years.

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@dinahaddie Of course we understand the reference. It’s a piece of CAKE.

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@OfficialKat I’m pretty sure my pain is a combination of gamer hunch and having boobs since grade school.

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@ChipsAhoy Damn, I think I just got roasted by Chips Ahoy. 💀 @MatthewValdez83

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@OfficialKat Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry.

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@budman_mark The thought of an absolute death makes me appreciate life that much more. I feel lucky to have the experience of being a living blip in an infinite, ever-expanding universe and fully accept the inevitability of death and nothingness thereafter, as I experienced before birth.

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@OfficialKat Oh, it’s Fall season alright. My Epic account is the same as my handle. Let’s goooooooo

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@patrick_harley2 @Eduardo_Pasi @JDTippen @satanistrep Who determines what is rape or incest? Anyone can just say that was the reason. Are we waiting for a rape conviction, a statistical anomaly as is, to happen immediately? Have you even bothered to consider the logistics before you parrot whatever your political masters tell you?

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@JDTippen @Eduardo_Pasi @satanistrep I just want to point out that most pregnancy tests are effective 1-2 weeks after your first missed period, which would make a fetus about 6 weeks old. And by fetus I mean a few cm tadpole with a tail, and no head or brain.

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@nathanfielder The one time I have ever seen you break character was when you chuckled at that insufferable religious girl when she said eating poo was a satanic ritual.💀 You are my comedic hero.