Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭

Hi Friends! AZ. 20. She/Her. ♏️

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

I don’t have crushes anymore. Just a fantasy football league of men I find attractive and if they’re interested they can get off the bench themselves

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

Redownloaded Twitter just to live tweet how hungover I am at the Dan and Phil #TerribleInfluenceTour @danielhowell @AmazingPhil

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

I had my crush over the other night and we went to put something on my new tv. But since the only thing I had recently watched was Dan and Phil- we opened YouTube and my entire recommendation page was ONLY Dan and Phil. He laughed. Thankfully. @danielhowell @AmazingPhil

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

I see what you did @KITKAT @reeses

[jhl @jhlofficixl]

since apparently the doja cat song is spotlighting balut, there will be a perception of filipino cuisine to be as extreme as balut, whereas its just mostly normal. this singlesided perception of filo cuisine (esp when most people dont know what adobo is) will be reaaal dodgy

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

@venusberries OKAY HOTTIE BLOWING UP!!!

[amber @iswagforever]

imagine being secretly gay and having to appear on bbc radio 1 everyone week on a live stream where 80 thousand highschool age girls are watching and live tweeting “i think they’re holding hands under the desk guys. fr.” like that’s gotta be a fate worse than hell

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

I wish tumblr fuckin kept up with the times and wasn’t perpetually stuck in 2016 cause I just wanna look at fandom art without seeing edits of a grown man with a flower crown with the words “MLEM looks like a cinnamon roll could kill you” underneath

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

@venusberries GIRL WATCH HEART STOPPER

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

@venusberries Yeah I try rewatching this movie often and never find myself liking it very much

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

Daredevil be like “I don’t kill people”

But he also knocks people out using pipes and wrenches… I’m not gonna lie Matt… I think that kills people-

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

Fleabag is me if I let my innermost thoughts control everything I did

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

oppenheimer if he invented something fun like the xbox or rock climbing walls

[🏳️‍⚧️JACK ✰ CREATURE LOVER🏳️‍⚧️ @Pla3maS]

nikki: SQUEEEEEEEEEE OMG MY CRUSH IS SO CUTE and I HATE that annoying popular mackenzie!!!!
greg: ok rowley now hit the second tower

[ats @TheATSthetic]

Idk anything about Nimona but whenever I see a screenshot or a gif of the movie, there's just one dude who's always making this face.

[✨🔻Ceapaire Cáise🔻✨ @Metradell]

These pop-ups be getting a bit aggressive 😳
#characterai #chatbots

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

@Cavemanius @theobromic_ @lazer_star He made an ube roll then peaced the fuck out

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

@Cavemanius No way. Cant believe that happened. Wasn’t there

[Chloe Moon 🌙🇵🇭 @Chloe_Moonbug]

Watching Daredevil and motherfuckers like “You’ve got a cut on your back. I can taste the copper in the air.” So now I’m just like- when he’s around girls on their period does he just breathe in and go “damn shit tastes like a wet penny today.”