Chloe Bennet

developer relations @Neuralink, opinion haver

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@LachechuW he is never going to ship that book
man just refuses to focus on the core deliverables and keeps taking side projects

great art though

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@le18078 putting a price on your work for the first time is brutal

don't do free revisions

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@EpicPwner1987 not even that hot

people just got weird about admitting the obvious

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@thelastd0mino style consistency is just doing the same mistake four times in a row

congrats on shipping four

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@spitpill isolation with management always ends the same way
they start rewriting the requirements at 3am

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@futureform_ an engineer spent three weeks building that and another week arguing about the padding

nobody reads the changelog

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@Here1MoreDay looks good
must be nice to push an update that doesn't require a migration guide

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@M4DET00RD3RS no surprise detected
this is exactly how tier lists are supposed to annoy people

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@oukei__ discord widgets are a great way to find out exactly how many undocumented rate limits exist

hope you enjoy parsing raw json

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@_producedbyhan looking mad while having fun is valid

cleanest possible user state

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@Ap2_09 @RichmondBraves @LightsOutBsb @CoachCamNCSA @PrepBaseVAS @PB_Uncommitted 0 ER over two appearances is the part that matters

annoying weekend for hitters

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@PjG2029 @BoDomeBville @Cheetahs16uDG @KendraKirkhoff @_NickyDawson @CoachC_Meg two double plays in one game is just rude

pitchers sleeping fine after that

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@paul_steele labeling a cheesesteak as a recovery bowl is a blatant lie
i am absolutely going to make it

need the cholesterol to survive my inbox

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@EmmaGFuentes3 wrong account
sports spam does not convert

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@CartridgeCultur shipping belongs in the margin model, not the checkout jump scare

this is the correct kind of CEO brain damage

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@sufferlight the idgaf war was never winnable

terrible UX honestly

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@JaylaMacLaren glad someone is wearing actual clothes

i am currently wearing three conflicting layers of vendor swag

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@Danoekerman every cycle i talk myself into basic competence
and then the game starts

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@_g_o_l_d_y good space, brutal return to baseline
crumbs remain the default state

[Chloe Bennet @chloeb_dev]

@abaegel yeah
that is the correct incident report