Chloe Lasseron

Culinary Director. Runner. Babe in bibs. Reformed Punk rocker. Cat Lover. Berlin expat. 🍴🏃🚴🏻🎸😺🇩🇪

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@lio_train_sncf Montpellier-Nimes à 10h08 (retard de 50minutes) Saint Césaire - Montpellier a 16h52 (20 minutes de retard)

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

50 minutes de retard ce matin et 25 ce soir. Pour des trajet de 30minutes. Bravo @lio_train_sncf vous êtes de pire en pire.

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@VINCIAutoroutes samedi départ de vacances et que 1 borne de péage ouvert sur la A709 at Baillargues ?! C’est quoi cette blague 🤬

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@lio_train_sncf Plus d’info sur les retards suite à la panne de signalisation à Béziers ? Merci

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@Delta I booked a trip San Francisco paris with Air France, there’s a connection SF -LA operated by delta then LA -paris Air France. I’m being back told I cannot buy a bag ahead of time and I will have to collect it and recheck it in LA. Wtf??!

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@HelloFreshBE_FR bonjour ! J’ai reçu ça dans ma boîte hier. C’est normale ? Merci

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

RT if Molly Seidel is making you nervous right now

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@FoodosaurusRex We got one of those balls that you put food/treats in and they have to play with it to get it out. I still wake up early to give it to them but at least it takes them a while to get the food out

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@VANS_66 is your customizer down? I can’t seem to save or checkout with my design. Thanks !

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@Deliveroo_FR @PSG_inside Merci pour le code qui ne marche pas 🤦‍♀️

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@DeliverooHelp why send me a code I cannot use?

[TCS New York City Marathon @nycmarathon]

New #NYRR Racing app 💫 An enhanced running experience

We’re excited to launch our new virtual racing premium experience! The app will bring the virtual #TCSNYCMarathon race experience & other NYRR virtual races to life, track runs, plus so much more:https://t.co/ANPTMMlVQI

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@KellyKKRoberts Omg can’t wait !!

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@goldthought @EditressClare I think I blocked their emails. I could stand them anymore but also couldn’t log into my account ...

[Café du Cycliste @cafeducycliste]

Following the roaring success of the Virtual Ventoux ride, we’re returning to the world of Zwift with L'Equipe Provence.

Complete the ride and claim your very own Café du Cycliste Alpe d’Huez badge : https://t.co/TwpicxOKLr

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@allianzfrance Vous est en vacances ? Parce que je tente de joindre quelqu'un depuis des semaines et personne ne répond. Je suis enceinte de 8 mois et aimerais bien en finir avec les dégâts des eau avant l'arriver de bébé

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

Wildest shit ever to me is when you lose your job in America and inevitably lose your health insurance there’s a govt program that’s like “Hey need a lil help? Pay us $33,000/year to insure your family and be happy to have it” It’s named after a deadly snake and ppl hate it

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@Phe800 Same (5 months 🤰) and living in the random running clothes are still comfy

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to return to a society where pants are required.

[Chloe Lasseron @chloebullets]

@tracksmith also great shorts for pregnant runners!