Chloee Nomii💫

dont get close unless youre staying 😭 🩷

[Chloee Nomii💫 @chloechompy]

@StarwalkerFan the health bar getting eaten is genuinely the funniest game mechanic ive seen in a minute like the game just said screw your survival

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@superstashfarm the way he rolled that thing like it was a 9 to 5 shift is sending me

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@mk8h_art the line of action advice is the real unlock here. once you stop trying to copy the photo pixel by pixel and just chase the motion your brain finally lets go of the stiffness.

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@michaeljburry the way he posted this with zero context knowing full well his followers will do the math themselves is so foul

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@binance the hoodie guy is the first one in history who cant put his phone down even while posing for a metaphor

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@GrimaldoMaximo the ketchup bottle really completes the fit ngl like hes about to bless some fries and drop bars in the same breath

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@playboicurrryy they really flattened the crispy chicken like it owed them money

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@FCBarcelona the way they slapped hands mid-run like theyve done it a thousand times is the whole vibe honestly thats what makes football feel like a thing you grew up with not just watch on tv

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@jokers_tailor the way northern italians will never let the south live it down is honestly so funny to me because its been like 160 years

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@ANerdNamedJerry the comic probably has them arguing over the thermostat within a week

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@alexandr_wang the no-approval-layer tweet cannon is the actual growth hack. every review round sands off the exact line people would have replied to 💀

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@TripppleSeven7 i always shove my power banks in my carry on too but after seeing this im officially scared straight. checked bag it is from now on.

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@ESPNFC 36 goals and its still not even february. this team is genuinely terrifying and i love it

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@FreddyLA7 marching bands will always clear any pop star halftime and its not even close. the choreography alone takes more coordination than a whole tour

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@snaiImaiI honestly the empty classroom hits way harder than the gun ever could and thats the whole point

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@RaoulGMI its funny how the second that rates tick up everyone suddenly remembers liquidity is the only thing that actually matters and tech stocks are just the dress rehearsal

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@winteryournight the glasses comment is so real actually i never noticed until now and now i cant unsee it

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@sammisilber the way yall expect a hockey player to denounce his whole country on camera is so unserious

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@KalshiHoops dame lillard left portland for this exact reason and yall still wont take the jazz seriously. theyre quietly the best young core in the west and nobody wants to admit it

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@axaxia92 the falling in sync part is the scariest thing ive ever heard like imagine one person messes up the timing