Theodora (Mantis Midwife)

Transwoman., Army veteran. See Lulu for 4 novels as "Linda Vista". Teacher, Student. BBS Sysop. Programmer. KN6OZR.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

#ParisFashionWeek
Krikey, lose the heavy breathing. And get some counteragents for the Dior designers, will you?
Narcan?
Style _ought_ to embody at least the anticipation of the capacity for restraint, but I suppose consumerism is all powerful. SOMEbody is angry.
Bitte.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

@AshleyLGraham Holy Crap, Helen Mirren!
Wow.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

@itsJeffTiedrich The real villains: those who are keeping new generations untrained in the art of testing and validating what's said to them.
They need to be literate enough that they can read without breaking a sweat...and like to. And do.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

@hughlaurie No pain matches the sweet burn of grief for one of the little ones. It's the pain which renders one grateful for being born, just to give it a run at us with all it carries.Celebrating Bailey's ownership of someone of your worth.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

@GodsBastardBoy Constantine

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

@lizfraser1 Bill Bixby scene: "If there was a word for life, that word would be goodbye." I just scattered Leanne's ashes today after 43 years. For those who find The One, remind yourself every day. Don't seek, just live ready. All tears aren't sad, and you know not to surrender.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

@NewAbnormal19 @ThatEricAlper A horse IS a horse, of course....

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

@ThatEricAlper How about listing all the square things on that big chart thing in the chem place? Both Tom Lehrer and Daniel Radcliff do it pretty well.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

he feeds on attention w/o meriting any. Best:
try, convict, lock up. If things balanced, Stalin would be thrice as infamos as Hitler, based on personal spite and the body count. Try to live happier, for you and yours:). <huggle>

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

out-Weighs. Don't babble, THINK before you write, and you'll figure it out yourself. You've managed to master driving a car, after all, don't be lazy.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

URGENT BUSINESS...

We need to confer and decide on another name for the "designated super-suit" in Contract Bridge.

"Bridge is such a fine game, I even partnered with my Company Commander in Korea and Republicans back home. Pick up a book, it'll
be worth your time."

[DashRipRock - PARODY @DashRip95469258]

@WunderlinDan I've had 5 shots and the flue shot. I'm only disappointed that my keys don't stick to me and I don't hear voices telling me to do bad things to Republicans.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

The complainant at the bar does not accept that apology. I'm gonna go play Spencer Tracy's last speech in Judgement at Neuremburg again.

[Trixie 👆🏻🎮🕹🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♎️ @MissTrixieAJ]

@AliceEvansGruff Just like our *lovely* governor in Florida. Sorry excuse for a human.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

Sure but which rules Trump? evil? or incompetence? Bear in mind to be economically evil you need at LEAST Algebra...

(Sound of crickets.)
If he kacks it in the next decade, how many will bid on his skin for a sofa, I wonder? All this talk of lions....

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

It's predictable. What they're not considering is, they've always been afraid of all women, but many women trans & others lack the conditioned flinch-response, and a lot of these tall, beautiful critters CAN INDEED kick their asses, n w/o girlhood conditioning, some may. Just.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

Can we STOP ALL TAX EXEMPTIONS TO RELIGIONS? The extra labor by defaulting clergy could transform the Eisenhower interstate. "Help the Holy Get Jobs" (counting down on watch...3...2...1....event horizon....deploy drogues." The "RXM is back, General." Morris Ankrum nods.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

True morons will hand him their bodies to make mischief.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

Maybe many who want Trump's influence cut off would prefer to spare his shame from blotting the country more? We hold a great light for others. maybe we can keep that, and the hope it nurtures. His impression of Satan is a petty demon with a spray can PICKING HIS NOSE.

[Wake up to yourself @IranChristian1]

@neal_katyal Why is he walking free? Are we putting him above the law? If it was anyone else With all this illegal activity they would be In jail or on house arrest, This is an embarrassment to our country.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

How many with real educations were seriously trying to engage this dramwit, you suppose?

[we r da dobe crew @greeblymork]

@gravekad @aixa_stark @neal_katyal I dont think education shaming is an effective way of arguing a point.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

It's a participle, genius. Don't shoot yourself in the soft places with one.

[Stark Aixa @aixa_stark]

@neal_katyal Lawyers have no idea of how to create a document with all the information necessary, without repeating over and over the same things. Or giving details that don’t have nothing to do with the case. This case is not going anywhere because those documents can’t be place as evidence.

[Theodora (Mantis Midwife) @chloecrypto]

Critiquing a legal document with no legal education. Now THAT is HILARIOUS...but probably only to those who've had to memorize and analyze stuff. If more knew how fascinating law can be, they'd storm the school gates. GO BRAINS, RAH!

[Stark Aixa @aixa_stark]

@neal_katyal Lawyers have no idea of how to create a document with all the information necessary, without repeating over and over the same things. Or giving details that don’t have nothing to do with the case. This case is not going anywhere because those documents can’t be place as evidence.