chloé

Human + Plant Mama • Social Media Manager + Virtual Assistant • IG: @thechloesocial | @stylemeinplants

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

February, please be good to me 💜

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Are you paying rent today or buying Beyonce tickets?

[chloé @chloediane]

Literally bawling.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Right now what I want to do is remember all the love and laughter I had with tWitch. He brought so much joy to my life. I know he brought joy to yours too. I’m going to be sharing some of my favorite moments with him. If you want to you can also share yours. #ILovetWitch

[chloé @chloediane]

This is soooo damn sad. Really unbelievable, clearly I don’t know them personally, but I followed them, their love story, their life…& this just hits hard. Prayers and love to his wife & children, I just can’t imagine.

[E! News @enews]

Allison Holker has shared a heartbreaking statement following her husband, Stephen "tWitch" Boss', passing. 💔 https://t.co/aCauBKFgUY

[chloé @chloediane]

🤔🤔🤔

[chloé @chloediane]

HOLYYYYYY FUCKKKKKK

[James Spiro @JamesSpiro]

@elonmusk @micsolana #MuskDidntKillHimself

[chloé @chloediane]

On another note, @Target is the shit and I love these target circle rewards. Spent $47 dollars and had enough rewards and coupons, my total went down to $17! God bless.

[Nicole Marie @NicoleLaRosa923]

Pete Butterhead says if u don’t like the gas prices get an electric car and Elon Musk says we need to start drilling for oil ASAP. Talk bout a glitch in the matrix

[chloé @chloediane]

Trying so hard to get back on my twitter game but I cannot stand society 😫 life’s so much more peaceful when I don’t have to read this bullshit.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

The Biden administration just inserted itself with force into the middle of a hot war between two foreign powers. That means the United States is now an active participant in that war. (1/3)

[chloé @chloediane]

Gas was high before Putin invaded Ukraine. LOLOLOLOL

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

The reporter tries to blame rising gas prices on the Biden administration rather than Russian President Vladimir Putin's invasion of Ukraine. https://t.co/I7sdfWBuQA

[chloé @chloediane]

Biden, I will pay the cost for #Ukraine️ freedom but don’t blame them for your wrongdoings. We’re not paying $5 a gallon for gas because after thousands have ALREADY lost their lives, you decide to suspend oil imports. What was your excuse before this? The liessss. Unreal.

[chloé @chloediane]

Omg wait, the promo code also says fees for promo code may apply! HAHAHA. Here’s $5 off your next order but there’s also a $4 service charge to use it. @UberEats why am I giving these people my money 🙄

[chloé @chloediane]

@UberEats emails me promo codes to use every single one says I’m not eligible to use it, every time 😂😂😂 lololol con artists. Sure just take all my money and pretend you’re “rewarding” us as customers.

[chloé @chloediane]

I’m so confused how people still use Snapchat. Why. Whyyyyy.

[chloé @chloediane]

I just got this bad vibe that he was basically like, sorry Ukraine, best of luck and that didn’t sit well. We can be doing more for these people.

[chloé @chloediane]

OMFG 😂😂😂

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

true that.

[chloé @chloediane]

Besides having to read in between the lines of what Biden actually meant to say, his speech wasn’t terrible all and all. The issue is, none of its believable. I don’t even disagree with all his policies but he’s not getting any of them done.

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

President Trump’s opening to #SOTU 2020 makes you realize how far we've fallen:

“Jobs are booming, incomes are soaring, poverty is plummeting, crime is falling, confidence is surging & our country is thriving. America’s enemies are on the run, America’s fortunes are on the rise"