chloe ツ

[chloe ツ @chloedorann]

Phoebe Bridgers played fucking Demi Moore and I wasn’t fucking there. How do I go on

[char @phoebellie]

drunk as hell and i just found out phoebe bridgers sang demi moore .. im gonna take another shot

[percy! @historygf]

pioneering Call Out Of Work October. what do we think about #CallOutOfWorkOctober

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

My 3 year old said “thank you God for tractors” before he went to bed

[becca 🐇 @trashlizard69]

People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook

[brit @booritney]

just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"

[corsaren @corsaren]

noticing that a suspicious number of my gf’s “brilliant ideas” involve me doing physical labor

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

[engaging in one of my many vices] this is the one vice I allow myself

[chloe ツ @chloedorann]

It is literally easier to drop a baby off at a fire station than it is to donate a nightstand at savers

[A Ponk Under Pressure 🧞‍♀️ @OhhGurl_andUmm]

The Connecticut Bust Downs forgot they were playing basketball today

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

[i like cars @MemesOfCars]

W dad

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If you have people coming over your wife will give you chores like "you have to feed the gators in the moat" and you're like damn I didn't even realize we had a moat

[cyn 🪼 @vcnllasky]

How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros