chlo

her heart was made of liquid sunsets

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[chlo @chloeedufff]

what did the put in the grass last night for my hayfever to be 100x worse

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[chlo @chloeedufff]

woken up at 4am thinking someone had broken into the house or a lorry had crash, but it’s because there’s a wham storm and my window was open

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

repeating someone’s typo and ignoring the rest of the message is incredibly funny to me

[chlo @chloeedufff]

moved my room around and feel like a new person xx live is worth living again xxxx

[🇧🇲 @Bermuda060404]

'Your bird' jokes have to be the longest running joke format to still be funny after all this time. It's a wonderful format.

[M @mxrza189]

insanity

[goobi @goobi825276]

oh thats good I'm in the black charred zone . brilliant

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Too late

[chlo @chloeedufff]

changing bed sheets in this weather should be classed as a form of torture

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

do british people still do the accent when nobody's around?

[ella 🌤️ @ivydrift]

day 1 of heatwave in the uk…..i can’t do this

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[David @dqveed]

she know she pretty too, look at how she swim.

[Arky @arkcarlly]

At this age?? Focus on your career and goals. Save money and travel. We can no longer afford to waste time again. Focus on things that matter in the long run. You will never be this young again. Be successful alone first, then find someone who adds value.

[chlo @chloeedufff]

praying my zayn refund comes through soon, i have things to do & people to see

[chlo @chloeedufff]

i want a tiramisu