ChloFred

i am a paradox

[kay 🪷 @poproyaIty]

I can’t believe Justin still has this affect on me at my big age

[777 @dessszn]

might go and sit on top of the christmas tree since im such a fuckin star

[kendall @internetfairie]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Mood:

[yedoye @yedoye_]

starting to think business is standing on me

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Should I take a nap or spend $130

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

Diva down (goodnight)

[Jazsy @__Jazsyb]

Go disappoint the next bitch I’m busy

[Connor @joannesbitch]

I think the apple’s rotten right to the core

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

I be fried asf likin Justin Beibers story

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

a bitch might be sad but a bitch still bad

[yas @adoomies3]

This is gonna be me hearing ‘previously on love island USA’ every day-

[trash jones @jzux]

hey hater university just called. congrats valedictorian

[alfie @alfienxo]

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"I'm just resting my eyes"

me actually passing out 5 min later:

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

can’t take it anymore

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[vita @majipres]

I want a boyfriend but what if my routine gets thrown off and I have to kill him

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

“you’re acting weird”

I’m not acting

[★ AZUL ★ @Azul_Yellow]

Im the poodle from shrek 2