Chloe Gordon

Catch yourself on

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

@MyRockingKidsUK Royal Mail have been expecting my parcel for 10 days now...when will it be delivered? I have already emailed and the 2-3 day window for a response has passed.

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

This but justice for H cups who recently had babies

[gem 🍰 @gwmmma]

bae sorry im in a bad mood i heard too many sounds at once and it upset me

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

@ECWilsonWriter Yes! (20-30 range)

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

What it’s like living with a black cat

[Alison Moyet @AlisonMoyet]

You can love your cat or you can love your stair carpet. You can’t love both. Life has taught me this.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

WFH has improved my life immeasurably – i’m no longer wasting 3-4 hours a day on trains, i’m not already shattered when i log in, i can make productive use of my breaks, and most importantly i get to spend so much more time with my family. this horrible old bastard can suck it

[Zara B @zaranosaur]

RT 🔒 re baby formula prices U.K.:

Important to know: Iceland (the Supermarket) sells baby formula at cost price on principle. It's against the law to promote this discount, hence word of mouth. If you know someone who's struggling to buy formula you can point them there.

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

@goustocooking Now resolved over the phone, thanks for your reply

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

@goustocooking you have taken money from my account via PayPal when I did not click subscribe. This is now showing as credit on my account that will be deducted from my next order. I will not be ordering, how to I arrange a refund please?

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

@Rylan Iconic

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

Honestly don't know how I'm going to muster the energy to do Christmas shopping 🥱

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

@MartinSLewis Boyfriend lovingly stroked a pair of tracksuit bottoms and sweetly said "hey darling" thinking it was the cat. Newborn baby tiredness!

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Day in the Life with Suella Braverman ✌🏽👅 #SuellaBraverman

[Words @wordstionary]

October will be filled with happiness.
October will be filled with blessings.
October will be filled with positivity.
October will be filled with progress.
October will be filled with kindness.
October will be filled with opportunity.
October will be filled with love.

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

When you buy a pair of 137cm drop curtains from @DunelmUK but one is 137cm and the other is 142cm 🙄🙄

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

10 years later, not going to university was still the right decision for me...eventhough I was made to feel like I'd be doing something wrong by opting not to go

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

Yearly reminder that exams are not a fair assessment of intelligence or worth

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

I'm trying to keep my blood pressure down ffs

[Chloe Gordon @chloeegordon]

I really don't want to have to start my maternity leave early but these idiots are making me lose the will to live rn