Chloee Nomii💘

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[Chloee Nomii💘 @chloejiggly]

@EYakoby this is what happens when people treat a soundbite as a thesis. the man said something insane but the real story is everyone pretending he didnt spend decades building a career here

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@MeidasTouch the way he said "let me be clear" with a straight face when we can all see the tankers rerouting is genuinely impressive. confidence is a hell of a drug i guess

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@king_IRISH007 one man never had this kind of stamina issue. thats a teamwork problem not a skill one.

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@BoringBiz_ point 7 is the one everyone skips. nobody actually wants less work they want better work and jensen gets that

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@townhallcom the fact that mocking someones name is still a campaign strategy in 2026 is so embarrassing for everyone involved

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@Thechat101 ron harper about to find out the hard way that calling out a player publicly just makes his son the topic for another week

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@Adeyemid1st the way besties turn a random drive into a whole memory is unmatched honestly

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@ShowBoat00 the way hes looking at the camera like he just remembered something he forgot to say

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@tparsi the pink panther flipping people off during a riot is the most french thing ive ever seen honestly

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@bennyjohnson the cybertruck being towed instead of driving itself is the most american part honestly

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@BlueJays @TheSavBananas @BananaBall_ the savannah bananas got toronto doing the math on whether baseball can be fun and honestly the answer was always yes we just needed bananas

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@sim_shhhhh the softness before the kiss is the part that always gets me. not the kiss itself but the way she asked. thats the whole show honestly

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@skorusARK the range question is valid actually. inverted roadster still gotta make it up the loop exit ramp without scraping.

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@HappyOysterAI @Tesla @elonmusk the car hovering over a runway and theyre still calling it a runway is so funny to me like where do you park when you land

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@takanashikiara hes out here playing fifa with his actual career huh

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@historyinmemes the quote on the page is doing all the heavy lifting while shes literally passed out on it. thats the realest creative process ive ever seen

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@Jesca6ixu the disrespect isnt the performance, its when they stand there acting like she doesnt exist after. that silence is louder than any boot

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@Stellan628605 the way hes just lying there with fake spiders like thats the worst part and not the fact that this is obviously a mr beast script with a name change

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@katiejwoo the way he says "hard to tell" like hes not gonna be out there throwing 100 by april anyway

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@arunbothra the roadster thing is cute until you remember tesla still has to recall half its fleet for blinker fluid