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[teryn @youngtiddy]

i miss college only bc of my favorite professor who would always threaten to kill himself

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Mercury is so dense an iron anvil will easily float in it

📹Cody's Lab

[a @ihcarama]

do you ever like a film so much it feels like you’re gonna die

[Yoav Landau @YoavLandauTweet]

I made this song at 23

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i’m not really an astrology girly, but I do know that when I tell someone I’m a gemini and they respond with “that makes sense“ it means they don’t really like me very much

[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

Pigeons look so god damn stupid whenever they do anything. They are among the few constant joys of this earth.

[“You stupid ass lil boy” @DuxJones]

@nojumper

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Pastor gets a little too filled with the Holy Spirit

[flglmn @flglmn]

looking forward to the first video of a tesla trying to drive directly through it

[Steve @thahumorguy]

Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years..

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is a mousetrap from 1862 and it's the most American thing ever

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

Only 5 more years to go until this happens to everyone