Chloé Schaefer (she/her/elle)

sometimes fangirl, mostly dem campaign staffer. currently @middleseatco, @elizabethforva, @voterstomorrow, @gwtweets; alumni @dccc. all views mine.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hunter Biden proves that owning your mistakes is the MOST alpha move, ever.

[Amazing Amy 𓄿 @snozzberry]

I need a 2028 presidential ticket with Monica Lewinsky and Hunter Biden. Both had their worst moments turned into political punchlines, but both seem super chill.

(In lieu of them running, I would settle for a podcast where they talk shit for several hours)

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

[Chloé Schaefer (she/her/elle) @chloelschaefer]

oh my god this is the parks and rec timeline

[cerise 🍒 @yfcherries]

writing out 186g as 186,000mg to make it seem like a death drink is really funny

but also holy fuck 186g of sugar in a drink should be illegal

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Chloé Schaefer (she/her/elle) @chloelschaefer]

close enough it’s basically lumon industries

[James Line @jameslineky]

I’ve been in campaign offices that look like this

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

Say it with me: Disabled people deserve to live even if they can’t work.

[trash jones @jzux]

"password is too weak" ok have you seen my country's democracy

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

The DNC autopsy

[Seema Jilani @SeemaJilani]

The fact that Dems have not leveraged @ossoff’s looks and spun him into an easy on the eyes candidate with btw fantastic ideas, shows just how bad Dems are at PR. He is giving hot Atticus Finch here. This could be an ad in Vogue for glasses and I’d buy the glasses. 🔥

[lemon 🍋🇧🇬 @wlemonesc]

hello universities. i would like a master’s degree in Countries Flags and Capitals

[Oriana González @ReporterOriana]

the cannon tunnel art being gone has given me an epiphany that my life is basically just severance with occasional flare

[Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸 @AnjaliVBhatt]

I hate DC what do you mean theyre playing party 4 u at the lockheed martin sponsored politico security summit

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

Well watching planes land at Gravelly Point is free, so

[◥◤Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

Ball-knowing reference to top-tier DC bars on the SNL cold open

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

And also with you. 🙏

[Obi Satoru @KingObi]

Poltical. Digital. Comms

[Idrees Ali @idreesali114]

A shoe lies on the floor as people evacuate the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner after a reported shooting incident in Washington, D.C., U.S., April 25, 2026. REUTERS/Elizabeth Frantz

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

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