cloy

*CEO of oversharing, lover of trash tv*

[cloy @chloenbrandon]

I am mourning Waiting Room by Phoebe Bridgers being taken off Spotify

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my brother, a medical doctor, has the John Cena theme song as his ring tone

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my dad: are these sunglasses bisexual?
my mom: unisex?

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@sarahwynona thank you!! 💗

[Netflix @netflix]

It's time.

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most recent purchase

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@ellabanks06 @jzux @masseyc_ I’m a better person after having a Diet Coke

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@masseyc_ honestly I would wear it out now

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2011 me really thought this outfit was a slay

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Imagine if Nate made it to hometowns and the Bachelorette had to film a hometown in Carrier Mills, Illinois 💀💀💀

[cloy @chloenbrandon]

ugly crying over the Elvis movie

[wp @willposs98]

One year ago I got the all clear. Absolutely flown by! A lot of ups and downs in the last 12 months but glad to be healthy again and happy to be in a great place in my life💜

[Meteorologist Casey Cloud @CloudCasey]

An unfathomable flash flood situation continues in the St. Louis area. There has never been a day in recorded history with more rainfall at the official site. It is not even 6AM local time. #MOwx

[cloy @chloenbrandon]

I looooooove Love Island. So chaotic, so dramatic. My favorite.

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just a reminder if you’re gonna post abortion statistics, ya gotta show your sources besties! reputable, scholarly sources only. you can’t post statistics generated from pro life organizations like those statistics aren’t biased :)

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one of my talents is that I can accurately guess any men’s cologne solely off the time I spent 45 minutes in Ulta with @Vanilla_Mike68 trying to help him pick out a cologne and he ended up with polo mf blue

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I miss RBG so much

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I watched To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before literally every day for 2 months straight in college so can you imagine how obsessed I am with The Summer I Turned Pretty 😭

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@masseyc_ we don’t need to speak we just get each other

[cloy @chloenbrandon]

@masseyc_ and I have been friends for like 7 years now and have built our friendship by sitting in silence and watching TV shows together and now we are going on vacation together to do the same but ~on the beach~