Chloé Dean

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

@CochranCorine @CochranCorine vintage Oleg. He probably still has this shirt too

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“as per my last email”

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

Okay …. HA I’m cackling about my mom asking about borrowing a book bag she found of mine from high school.

Was anyone else bad about keeping silverware in their book bags ??? I’m embarrassed. Also disturbed but very on brand for 2016 Chloé

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

@philbanks80 Ha! The one and only!

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

the videos of parents lying to their children that they ate all of their kids Halloween candy to get a reaction except one Halloween night as a kid your dad *did* actually eat all of yours and your siblings Halloween candy… all of it… in 1 night…

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

Some of you winter wishing suckers need to experience what it’s like to be chronically cold

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

@philbanks80 HA! I knew there was a good reason to just write my name instead of drawing a picture as instructed 😅

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

@mckinleyjordan We have been entertaining the thought for almost all our lives. Maybe the universe is returning our request

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

just got told that “chloe dean sounds like a famous person’s name” and i tried to respond humbly… but what was i to do? Lie and disagree? ive been saying this for years. & yes i will obsess over this comment for at least the next 6 months maybe even 6 years

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

@therebd73 I wish. Now that it has been confirmed by an outsider, i know it is to be true.

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

Perhaps my manifesting is working after all

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

@mckinleyjordan HAHW i did always make us perform this for our concerts

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

That scene in shrek 2 where donkey, Fiona and shrek are pulling into far far away and funkytown is playing truly transformed my life… I’m talking 3rd eye opening type of transformation… 5 year old me was NOT ready… i still get chills

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

If my chihuahua barks at you don’t say anything. You need to listen

[Milpool @mckinleyjordan]

https://t.co/4xMzgbcYzz

[Milpool @mckinleyjordan]

A few of my favorite screenshots from me and Chloés video

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

@Ticketmaster

[Chloé Dean @chloendean]

what if i was suicidal

[Milpool @mckinleyjordan]

Ticketmaster you better count your days… whoever got the lower level section row 2 tickets that I had in my cart plz enjoy them I guess