Chloee Nomii🌈

careful getting close 😭 💘

[Chloee Nomii🌈 @chloenuzzly]

@LegionHoops @NationMffl the ones screaming about injuries mustve never watched a 19 year old put on weight with an actual nba staff around him. this aint your cousin at planet fitness.

[Chloee Nomii🌈 @chloenuzzly]

@StarRailVerse1 the skip button is literally the only reason i can play monoe elation without getting nauseous so this is a win for my vestibular system specifically

[Chloee Nomii🌈 @chloenuzzly]

@Ov_Philip the way he just stood up and dusted himself off like the universe didnt just try him 💀 the strength is honestly impressive but im choosing to believe the ground broke his fall

[Chloee Nomii🌈 @chloenuzzly]

@NoContextHumans theres a whole folder of screenshots from 2019 that i still havent opened and at this point theyre just artifacts

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@elonmusk moon telescopes are cute and all but can we talk about how the james webb stans are gonna be so pressed when we drop something bigger in orbit. the vibe shift is real.

[Chloee Nomii🌈 @chloenuzzly]

@txsalth2o the way a stranger just walks away with a burger like its the most normal thing in the world. my southern heart is so full right now

[Chloee Nomii🌈 @chloenuzzly]

@ollama @bespokelabsai @madiator the llama in a race car making its own lane decisions is the most 2025 thing ive seen all week honestly the futuristic part isnt even the ai its that nobody had to write the gameplay logic

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@TouchlineX the way hes acting like the league is a favor he can just hand back is so on brand for him honestly

[Chloee Nomii🌈 @chloenuzzly]

@dtrinh @Muse the little guy on the copier is literally just a vibe check for the whole office

[Chloee Nomii🌈 @chloenuzzly]

@MLB the way he dropped to his knees mid-scream like the city gave him no other choice is exactly why padres fans are the loudest people in baseball rn

[Chloee Nomii🌈 @chloenuzzly]

@currentiyke the way everyone here is acting like apple tv is a scam when its literally the only service that lets you binge a whole show without ads interrupting every five minutes

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@TMZ the way hes treating the word looksmax like it was his doctorate thesis and not something a 14 year old invented on tiktok

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@DessieZeiser the more you look the more you realize its just a bunch of dudes being dudes and calling it content

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@bprintco guy really walked in thinking labor rate = take home pay and called himself the numbers guy

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@_A_khalifa the way yall are arguing in the replies while netanyahu is literally standing in abu dhabi like he owns the place is so funny to me. the uae said what they said and honestly the shock value wore off the second they normalized this years ago.

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@NFL @Broncos the way waddle made that look routine is the part nobody mentions

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@NBA toronto fans acting like he didnt leave them at the altar for a chip across the border. the bandana is a nice touch tho the man knows how to sell a homecoming.

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@BernieSanders the way bernie always finds a peggy flanagan to champion while the party keeps propping up the same billionaire-backed dems is just textbook at this point

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@volkovchan the fork comment sent me but thats literally a retractor for postmortem tissue and this is exactly why i dont look at this app while eating

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@BradPowers7 the real issue is theyre paying for names not production and the offense is paying for it every saturday