Chloe 🌞

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM.

Confused, I asked him what he was doing...

He said: “Just checking my balance.”

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

Ppl around me testing positive for covid upandan yet here i am negative again, i need to donate my blood to science. I am the vaccine

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The fireball was caught on a security camera during the night.

https://t.co/7s2iY85N9j

[sarah o connor @sarahoconnor55]

As part of my marketing research methods module I have conducted a survey to further assist my research. I would greatly appreciate it if you could spare a minute or two to complete the survey! https://t.co/W4l9aUnk9A

[Hayley Ryan @hayls_ryan]

My first radio show officially done and dushted!! 🙋🏼‍♀️
And I’m back again all this week and next week on Red Hits from 7pm @CorksRedFM

[ً @TweetXan_]

They need to change the phrase “holiday request”, it’s more “holiday awareness” because I’m not requesting anything, I’m making you aware that you will not see me.

[lia ౨ৎ @lleiyuh]

when they make hot chocolate with water 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Ben @luxe_ben]

hahahahahahahahaahhaah

[Chloe 🌞 @chloeoconnor123]

@sarahoconnor55 @beautifulpints

[sarah o connor @sarahoconnor55]

such beauty, such grace.

[Melly 🤎 @melreylaw]

Here we are again, congregating on Twitter because the other apps are down.

Feels a bit like when there’s a fire drill at work and we’re all gathered on the car park.

[Cork's 96FM @Corks96FM]

WOAH!! Anyone else see this today??
Thanks @RuairiTwomey for the video... incredible! Video from Blarney #Cork

@MetEireann what have we got here?!

[Leighann🕺🏻 @leighannokeeffe]

Me going outside to get my takeaway when the drivers gone to the wrong house #LoveIsland

[andy @heyitsandy_]

when you’re already tired of working and you realise you’ve got at least another 40 years to go

[Glenn @glennmc67]

This has killed me off

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

That’s what I call an efficient poster designer.