Chloe Phelps

gimme the scoop

[Chloe Phelps @chloephelps02]

all the times i’ve incorrectly used “you too” as a response keeps me up at night

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@RepNancyMace Ouch.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

This Thursday. Hunter Biden and me.

@candaceoshow

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

Bad Bunny was the right choice and it isn't even close. What a show.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Quiet, piggy.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

I miss that scarf.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

so nice!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

AS MANY KNOW, DONALD “TACO” TRUMP — AUTHOR OF THE ART OF THE "DEAL" (A BOOK HE SHOULD RETURN TO THE LIBRARY) — JUST MISSED THE BEST DEAL IN HISTORY. HE ALWAYS “CHICKENS OUT” (TARIFFS, CHINA) — BUT EVEN A “CHICKEN” SHOULD KNOW A GOOD “DEAL” WHEN HE SEES ONE. I, YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, OFFERED THE BEST, MOST “AMAZING DEAL” IN HISTORY: STOP RIGGING TEXAS MAPS AND CALIFORNIA WON’T MAKE OURS MORE “BEAUTIFUL.” SADLY — BUT NO SURPRISE — DONALD WAS TOO WEAK (LITTLE HANDS) TO EVEN WRITE ME BACK. NO DEAL! AND NO DEAL = PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL MAPS THAT WILL “END” HIS PRESIDENCY. SOON HE WILL NOT BE “47.” PATRIOTS WILL TAKE BACK CONGRESS. MANY SAY I SHOULD RUN FOR SPEAKER (I WON’T!!!). MAKE THE MAPS GREAT AGAIN! LIBERATION DAY TOMORROW!!! THANK YOU! — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONNIE J. AND KaroLYIN’ LEAVITT WILL HAVE THEIR (LITTLE) HANDS “FULL” TODAY. WHOOPS. I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (MANY SAY), WILL HOST THE GREATEST PRESS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME. AFTER THAT — “THE MAPS” WILL SOON BE RELEASED. VERY MUCH ANTICIPATED. HISTORY MADE. THE GOP’S RIGGED GAME IS OVER!!!! THE PEOPLE RETAKE CONGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LIBERATION DAY!!! THAT IS WHAT MANY ARE CALLING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Covfefe

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MAKE THE MAPS GREAT AGAIN! BIG BEAUTIFUL RALLY TODAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Chloe Phelps @chloephelps02]

@SarahisCensored @itsdeaann can’t wait for you to get sued girl!!

[Chloe Phelps @chloephelps02]

@LauraLoomer @ZohranKMamdani HE WAS 7 WHEN HE CAME HERE. 7!!!! laura if you want to be in politics start with some goddamn google searches at least holy shit

[Eric Snitil @EricSnitilWx]

This evening's shelf cloud lumbering over Lake Ontario, captured in full 61 megapixels.

[Chloe Phelps @chloephelps02]

@PagnattiESPN you’re an idiot dude. none of that is fucking true. take your homophobia elsewhere.

[OU Daily @OUDaily]

An active shooter is reportedly at the Van Vleet Oval on OU's campus, according to an OU-Norman alert: https://t.co/S7lUgrnX47

[Paul Gotham @PickinSplinters]

CJ Phelps follows a third-inning triple with an RBI single in the fifth. Tobey Wright scores on the play. Dylan Wanat takes advantage of an error to come home. Phelps also scores. ⁦@TribuneBaseball⁩ 6-1.

[Kevin McGowan @KCMcgowan]

Not quite the countdown on their last day that the class of 2020 would have wanted or expected...but know how proud we are of you! Congrats seniors! We’ll miss you! ⁦@BrightonBelieve⁩ ⁦@Petermcg1130⁩

[Adam Baber @McQ_Principal]

Undoubtedly some things will need to be different, but some things cannot and should not change:

✔️ the primacy of in-person classrooms and relationships
✔️ the role of a school as community and family unmitigated by screens
✔️ education as formation, not content delivery