Chloe 🪩🍒

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

Me at work: Me on the weekend:

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

this is my roman empire

[STV News @STVNews]

Police were called to an 'immersive event' inspired by Willy Wonka in Glasgow after furious parents complained about the quality of the event. https://t.co/8BIz7jOESm

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

me after 2 pints

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Taylor Swift vibing to “A Milli” by Lil Wayne at the #VMAs 😭�

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

i know i go on but apparently the uk is a nation of animal lovers, yet every day i see more and more horrific cases of animal abuse / neglect & rescue centres are constantly struggling cos there’s so many animals that need their help … actually makes me want to scream

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

@himynameisdagan i’m a volunteer at the rescue you adopted bone (was grace) from and was there on the day she was brought in! so happy to see she’s being treated like a princess and is so loved 🫶🏻

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

"Prince Andrew has kept quiet, he’s made some big errors, but he’s not attacking his own family. So I think he’ll be better received than Harry."

Royal fans camping outside the palace welcome Prince Andrew, but not Harry, to the coronation.

#TimesRadio

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

i’m not having all this chinese takeaway slander today

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

genuine question - has flintshire ever heard of a vehicle called a gritter? ❄️

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

me when i put air in my tyres and top up my screen wash

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

happy vals day and all that but i did a big food shop yesterday and almost rang 999 cos when is everything gonna stop going up in price every week???

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

how is it not illegal that people can buy a £38 concert ticket and resell it on viagogo for upwards of £160? twats

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it

me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

i don’t think i’ll ever find anything funnier than the videos of the people who hire a grinch to come round to their house, destroy everything and traumatise everyone involved

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

never felt so violently attacked in my whole life

[Cardi BTEC @amelia_perrin]

people who don’t like Bounty’s think olives are gross, ask for their burger to come plain apart from the ketchup, and would make chicken breast wrapped in bacon if they ever got the chance to go on come dine with me. i said what i said!!!!

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me on my me when i’m
way to work at work

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

mental illness

[Rt Hon Nadine Dorries @NadineDorries]

One person was elected by the British public with a manifesto and a mandate until January ‘25.
If Liz Truss is no longer PM there can be no coronation of previously failed candidates.

MPs must demand return of @BorisJohnson - if not it has to be leadership election or a GE.

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

i wish people would stop breeding their pets to use as a cash cow 😤 jeeeesus christ

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

crying and throwing up

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

This September the legend begins. #TheRingsOfPower

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

me liking tweets about #loveisland to feel involved even though i’ve not watched a single second of the new series and don’t have a clue who anyone is or what’s going on

[Chloe 🪩🍒 @chloeyoumess]

berlin, babeh! 🇩🇪