chloe

[chloe @chlomartini]

walking around lexington wearing my duke basketball shirt

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

ever since i was a little girl i been mad as hell

[chloe @chlomartini]

reading the earth seed series by octavia butler in 2026 is a fucking TRIP oh my god

[❀ @deallium]

and sometimes if you’re lucky you’ll come across a cat

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Relapsing at the team building event

[the stabber @quiet_homeboy]

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

the dog in me has been euthanized

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

im pretty chill as far as insane women go

[desire @adoredesire]

you seem pretty lazy for a girl so worried about her future

[matthew psychosis @matthewpsycho]

At what age should someone start taking their general trajectory in life seriously

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[julia @juumelo_]

drinking beer isn’t bad for me because my body is a machine that converts alcohol into love & kindness

[erika @yeeeerika]

i've decided my five-year plan is having some fun

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Gearing up for what will be the least earned midafternoon nap this world has ever seen

[chloe @chlomartini]

retweeted this about a year ago… girl you’re packing up and going to tanzania instead 🤨

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Tyrannosaurus rex lived closer to ‘6 7’ being a word than to Stegosaurus.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[“paula” @paularambles]

italian grandmas? you mean the penne gesserit

[computer @computer1010101]

Is it too late to become a child prodigy? I'm 38