chlo

I’m like a techno gandhi

[chlo @chlomurray_]

@Ryhaaaam All because of our blackmail when he literally wasn’t allowed to spend time with anyone but us xx

[chlo @chlomurray_]

just wanna be in love🤪

[chlo @chlomurray_]

@stifffffy happy to do £15 each

[chlo @chlomurray_]

@stifffffy @chloehooker_xx Hi! I have two tickets available for tonight if you are interested?x

[chlo @chlomurray_]

@Ryhaaaam you to me the entire of lockdown

[chlo @chlomurray_]

@ffspxige don’t I’m actually fuming

[chlo @chlomurray_]

does turning 23 just mean all your friends start making soup?

[chlo @chlomurray_]

how are the estate agents gonna state they’re “keeping viewings to a minimum” but arrange 4 separate viewings of my flat on Thursday alone🥴

[chlo @chlomurray_]

wonder if anyone else’s cat has personal boundaries because mine thinks going to the toilet is a group trip xx

[chlo @chlomurray_]

@Ryhaaaam That and the chicken legends:( my poor little hangover shakes weren’t cured the other day://

[chlo @chlomurray_]

gorgeous gorgeous girls wait an hour in the freezing cold for their booster gorgeous gorgeous girls can’t feel their hands because of the cold x

[chlo @chlomurray_]

the absolute chokehold baby fratelli has on Waterloo road is unmatched

[chlo @chlomurray_]

can’t believe am that boring Ryan’s slept 50% of the time I’ve been at his xx

[chlo @chlomurray_]

someone start a petition to abolish the A19 bcos why does someone crash every single morning

[chlo @chlomurray_]

not being funny but how the fuck do people live in hard water areas ?? because everyday when a make a brew at work the film on the top of it turns my stomach:/

[chlo @chlomurray_]

If it’s not dizzee I’m not interested x

[Kendal Calling 🦌 @KendalCalling]

KC22: UNDER CONSTRUCTION! 🔥

Plans are well underway for the return to the fields next summer!

Line up of OVER 100 ARTISTS coming your way soon! 👀

Who do you want to see at Kendal Calling 2022?

[chlo @chlomurray_]

why can I fully not stop listening to B.o.B - magic

[chlo @chlomurray_]

what’s the point in giving Hermes people an instruction if they’re just going to do the complete opposite of what you ask

[chlo @chlomurray_]

@abbiemac_ Abbie you can hack one desperado and then pass out

[chlo @chlomurray_]

can’t believe I got IDed at the bar in flares all cos I wanted a few blue wkds

[chlo @chlomurray_]

how the fuck has my power been off for over 12 hours but somehow everything is still a frozen solid ???