Chloe

McDonald’s connoisseur & gambling addict

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[✥ @qamrlight]

best thing about having hands is that you get to pet cats

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

you’re in his dms and i’m putting a blanket over his cage because it’s bed time

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Sorry my bad - when i said 'let's pick this back up in the new year,' I meant 'let's never speak of this again.' Should've been more clear

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

"your cat would eat you after you died" she also tries to eat plastic so i think i would be an upgrade

[erika @yeeeerika]

i can't work under these festive conditions

[he/him who eats. 🇿🇦 @justwellington]

Excited to announce that I've just about had it

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

72 times a day.

[cyn 🪼 @vcnllasky]

How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

This is how it feels to have a job

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

don’t put words in my mouth that’s where the hotdogs go

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love:
- verification codes
- verifying your email
- yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot
- reading nightmarish news all day every day
- hot

[Healthy chronicles Vol. 4 @bighealthyfr]

Mrs. Puff in the passenger seat having a panic attack