chloe ✨

leicester tigers, queen and toby carvery fanatic

[England Rugby @EnglandRugby]

80' | SMITH DOES IT

@MarcuSmith10 slots the drop goal to take a famous win!

#GuinnessM6N | #ENGvIRE

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

this is the first time I’ve tweeted in months and it’s purely just to say what the actual fuck at the fact we beat Ireland 😭😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳🥳

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

@sarahmay_xoxo THIS MAKES IT 100000x BETTER

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

A few months ago I was contacted by management for Harry Styles asking whether I would consider doing his portrait. I didn’t really know of his celebrity at the time so I said yes but I wish I hadn’t cause the whole thing has been a disaster. 

He came to my holiday home in padstow and sat for two days but I only spent about 20 minutes on the picture in the end cause I had an issue with my russell hobbs fridge/freezer and so I had to defrost it and I realised there was some diced goat going off so I made massaman curry. Anyway I thought I’d done a good job of the pic but his management were quite cross and one of them said ‘it’s Harry Styles not Jeremy Beadle's face on a fucking egg’ and Harry just awkwardly kept saying it was an honour to meet me whilst not eating his curry. They didn't take the painting so I spoke to the National Portrait Gallery on the phone and they said they don’t take unsolicited submissions and it was hard to make a judgement on a call so I went in in person and the girl on the desk was really nice but said she wasn’t sure I was what they were looking for and she also said she didn’t want any goat massaman curry because she’s a vegetarian.

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

@sarahmay_xoxo LMAOOOO

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

@sarahmay_xoxo not that many people then???? 😣

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

@lisadunnill @TicketmasterUK @foofighters Which site?

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

ive just seen somebody call a keyboard trackpoint a computer clit and i can’t stop laughing

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

@Warcraft Delenorai delenar 🤣

[Eamonn Holmes OBE @EamonnHolmes]

Schofield has finally been caught out ... But he's not the only guilty party. 4 high members of Itv management knew what sort of man he was ...and NEVER once took action to prevent him controlling or taking advantage of his position over young people.

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

the universe really gave me a guardian angel as my best friend

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

@goshitsjosh_ new car time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

@goshitsjosh_ compare the market bab don’t waste your breath x

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

@goshitsjosh_ no thanks bab xx

[chloe ✨ @chlonixole]

@goshitsjosh_ well Joshua Gethin you obviously don’t know me THAT well because I ain’t having sprogs x