The Real Senorita Awesome

addicted to living

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

Just wrote him in my will as the primary beneficiary

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Whether we like it or not he is the closest thing we have to a modern day Truman Capote

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

Me

[Adam @Rhynotic]

trying to hang out with my friend who loves sleeping

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Should I go here tonight?

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[Lotte @diapergirI]

To be a true contrarian you must listen to Taylor Swift

[Sarah 🪩 ✨ @swainsch]

Life imitates art #summerhouse

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

#SummerHouse

[lisa @luoser]

I hope one day the third world country of Williamsburg can get a Greek frozen yogurt shop

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

She thinks you love the beach you’re such a damn liar

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Michael Jackson is gone
Prince is gone
Madonna is still here.

Lil Tay is gone.
Bhad Bhabie is gone.
Woah Vicky? I'm still here.

[matt @inlanddernpire]

Doing the 4 Beatles movies release strat with Hannah Marnie Shosh & Jessa

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Part of the reason I love 2 On by Tinashe is that she talks about getting wasted from a place of power!

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

I wonder who this could have even been about

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

Today… the sun is shining a little brighter.. the birds are chirping a little louder (boy who im mad at got a bad haircut)

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

I feel so bad for babies. They are going to have such a hard time finding an instagram username that isnt taken

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

@valleygirll818 Tweet

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

I so take this back and am her fan now #neuroplasticity

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

Whitney going home tn in DWTS is proof that your vibe matters more than your talent… bye bye

[The Real Senorita Awesome @chlopotle]

Do u guys Remember him

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.