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[chloe ! @chloradish]

ive found that when i dont drink wine or hit the pen before bed i feel better waking up the next day, but there’s probably no correlation there

[ciara 🐰🧁 @ciaramiara]

realizing that how i grew up really does affect how i am in my relationships

[LUKA @aso9nglobob]

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Everyday I feel more and more like this tweet

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My ceiling fan just fell on my head and then someone shot me in the stomach and then a bear mauled me to death

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

What an era

[blaire @pissshit90001]

People at my job working to pay bills but I work to pay for #Bullshit

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is how May is going to feel like

[: @sn0oozey]

I can’t wait to wake up again tomorrow as a low value female with a low vibrational lifestyle

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im a normal girl with normal disorder and normal attachment style. i also have a normal relationship with substances and also food. all normal here.

[Brad Jonas @bradtjonas]

noel and void

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Life after realizing that the May to August phase finally starts next Friday

[horse @horseimage]

horse laying head on table with lots of paperwork and documents lazy pony office job doesn’t wanna work

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[cee @1ovesickkk]

starting tomorrow im gonna be super normal funny sexy kind and functioning

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

I need a $3 latte and a runny fried egg on toast. I need an ironic tshirt that doesn't cost $30. I need all war to end everywhere. I need to get laid.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too