flowwy chloe

mustn't grumble.

[flowwy chloe @chlorap]

@rogoaway wb swine flu

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[flowwy chloe @chlorap]

@heyjessieeeeee the two most important things in their life!

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

Carl Reiner was and always will be a great American.

May we listen to his wise words with the greatest of attention.

He will be missed.

#ripCarlReiner

[syi @ThatsWatSyiSaid]

Kyoshi said "No Justice, No Peace!"

[flowwy chloe @chlorap]

Donate what you can, if you can. This family deserves everything we can offer them. There is no equivalent monetary replacement for a life, but we can fight for justice. Rest in power, George Floyd. https://t.co/A0eondqo4o

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I am proud to say I am not neutral and I am not with oppression. Twitter isn’t my usual form of activism, but I am here to remind all of you that black lives do matter. Love and support to the people of color in our life who are scared. I want better for you today and always.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Nicole Kidman has appeared in every motion picture since 1995

[flowwy chloe @chlorap]

@rogoaway you'd think after two months on zoom I would've turned on the audio in one class. think again!

[flowwy chloe @chlorap]

@rogoaway No you have it forever

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Every day is #EarthDay if you believe

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

omg this is gonna be perfect for when we talk about ice cubes

[Dona Juanita @MafiosoRo]

Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for grand theft autumn

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

To know food, you must be named after food.

[flowwy chloe @chlorap]

@Abettini98 lol make a batch of cookie dough every friday, don’t bake it, just make sure it’s eaten by monday in order to start your week off right

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me after me eat cookie:

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i read a whole book about the romanovs just so i can go to Anastasia on broadway and shout “ANYA’S BONES WERE FOUND WITH THE REST OF HER FAMILY’S MUTILATED REMAINS SHE DIDN’T EACAPE” anyway isn’t this a fun relatable tweet

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What do you get when you walk in to a bar…

Drunk men

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why did the egg cross the road

because it was ugly