egotistical maniac❁

chloe. queen of the (un)cool, rock and roll dress, hard to impress. was once described as equal parts endearing and irritating.

[egotistical maniac❁ @chloxw__]

See that cringe quote from 2012? Like "if you dream about someone it means they were thinking about you before they fell asleep"? My dumb ass misread it as you thinking about THEM, so I aggressively thought about Ian Somerhalder Every. Single. Night. hoping I'd dream about him

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I really do respect my cats boundaries but sometimes I HAVE to pick them up and squeeze them and squish them and kiss them and rub my face in their belly and sniff their paws and

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat talks a mad amount of sh!t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I tell my cat "I know" whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

[c | domtop ilya apostle 🇵🇸 @makemegentle]

not only did london go through all four seasons today i think we invented a couple more

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

walkable cities are so important and wonderful but car sex is also important and wonderful so i'm torn

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[trash jones @jzux]

first date idea: we jump in front of waymos to see if they are capable of a hit and run

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

what having a cat is like:

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

Pretty sure this is Britain's BEST fare dodger.

[Lin Mei @linmeitalks]

Not sure why people can’t comprehend how student loan/debt should be treated as a scandal.

Most of us were TOLD at school…. When we were CHILDREN, you’ll get a loan which will have minimal impact on you, don’t worry about it too much, just apply on UCAS and hope for the best.

No one told us about the increase of crippling interest, how it will affect your ability to buy a house and your general take home income, with little hope of paying it off…..

No one thought …. Let’s ensure these financial products are fully understood by these bunch of KIDS who have never even had a credit card or an overdraft in life.

How can people understand misselling for car loans, Accident claims, loans sharks, but not this??

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

sorry we're late my bf and i couldn't stop kissing

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Nice LED headlights. One small issue. I am going to explode your vehicle with my mind

[🦢’ @ecstxsyovo]

I wish all cats could live forever and ever and always be healthy and happy

[egotistical maniac❁ @chloxw__]

I love these girls so much okay

[egotistical maniac❁ @chloxw__]

No context for u, just whatttt a dayyyyyyy wow

[egotistical maniac❁ @chloxw__]

Good goddddd what a day

[al @fxingalx]

Everyone I know who talks about how great it is to not own a car just heavily relies on other people who own cars