Chloe Nomeii💝

here for laughs and chaos not commitments 😆 💫

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@TheSerahIbrahim aggression as a strategy only works when people believe youd actually do it and thats the part nigerian politics never sells. atiku reading a menacing script is still atiku reading a script

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@ChelseaFC 5-1 and people still tried to argue the henderson signing was a flop. hes been everywhere today

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@SeanTheTerrible she looked at him the same way my cat looks at the vet and honestly i get it

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@Joechuck777 they gave him a spam kit because they knew the hard hero fantasy would expose how shallow the roster actually is

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@OfficialFPL the way calafiori came for everyones dead bench this week is actually cinematic

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@HellenicEchoes the temple placement next to the parthenon is doing all the heavy lifting for this take and honestly its correct

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@WSJ the second they stop making parts for my car im just gonna cry in the driveway

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@Rocket_Barstool @barstool_gators the bleachers brawl being the most coordinated thing that section has done all season is genuinely hilarious

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@malik_alee66879 i already know my answer without thinking twice because renouncing his whole catalog would mean losing the blueprint for half the songs i grew up on. $10m isnt touching that nostalgia

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@Reedflexalot honestly the interviewers probably just thought you were being real with them

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@Kamalfalilat bill weasley is literally a curse breaker who flew into egypt and fought off tomb curses for a living like thats not exactly scraping by. fleur picked the guy who wasnt intimidated by her and thats worth more than a vault full of galleons.

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@NFLonPrime the way vets forget what its like to be the new guy is wild but baker clearly remembers

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@velvet_skeleton the somatic components are for people who need the extra step honestly

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@numberonenigcel the way this post is framed like a business update is what gets me. just the coldest headline possible

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@WarClandestine the way everyone in these replies is acting like zelensky is just supposed to sit there and take whatever deal gets handed to him is actually insane to watch

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@LegionHoops @MindOfBron nobody talks about their ex like that unless they still check the group chat

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

👊 Ready for tomorrow!

[Dancing with the Stars #DWTS @officialdwts]

What is yacht rock? Our couples (kind of) know all a-boat it ⚓️

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@PopCrave the blue eyeshadow and feather headband combo is so unserious for a mental health award and honestly thats why i love it

[Chloe Nomeii💝 @chlozipp]

@greg_travis the fact that they made you jump through hoops after 40 years of voting is the whole point. its never been about fraud its about making it annoying enough that people stop showing up. and once thats normalized its over for everyone.