Christian Derulo

Super fun facts about Jesus

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@SharpFootball What’s the chargers doing?

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If you thought the people who got famous from vine are bad just imagine what the famous people from tiktok will be like

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Wait, so Santa isn’t Asian?

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The highlight of my life is still and will always be the first time I ordered a Shirley temple

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Whose the one loser from one direction that didn’t get big

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How much do you think big lime companies pay corona to promote limes

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Are Paul McCartney and jessy Mccartney related?

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Standards? WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

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If you want to forget all your passwords start using Touch ID!

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X equals negative B plus or minus root. B squared minus 4 a c all over to A'

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@karioink lol, they are beautiful creatures take it back

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What ever happened to poking on Facebook? How do you know if someone likes you?

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When's artichoke season?

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Still really confused how the word laugh doesn't have an F in it

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Imagine losing 100s of pounds and then having to buy new clothes for everything

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Can't believe that Bradley cooper was the one who discovered lady Gaga

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@jimmyfallon so how did I meet my mother?

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You Should be able to fart at public urinals without feeling ashamed

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Turning my bedroom into one of those escape room games. You can try to leave but you won't be able to.

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RT if the #CoDWWII servers are down for you right now! #CoDWW2