Courtney Major

I’m a cloud and a train ghost. ~Tokyo~

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

#overheard in Tokyo. “You realize you just made the argument for communism, right”

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

#galaxyshowcase #tokyo2020

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

I want a version of the bachelorette where it’s me and my favorite World Cup players. #TheBeautifulGame #WorldCup2018 #WorldCup

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

@Lyft told me I have a 5 star rating and suddenly it’s like I’ve been validated by my mother, my bosses, every teacher I’ve ever had, and all my soccer coaches. I’m gonna put the email next to my diploma.

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

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#li423
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"You have to believe this could happen" - Max Brooks. #li423

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

@megathy23 I'm trying to build my brand.

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

I'll never understand how nail polish remover take the paint off my moms favorite coffee table but not my month old gel nails.

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

Have you ever used a dating app? Please respond to my survey (it can be anonymous!), for an article I'm writing! https://t.co/42NYixHjZw

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https://t.co/JcoYc5cb26 To get us in the mood for prophetess Olivia Butler. #li423

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@DunkinDonuts may have just given me 4 shots of espresso instead of 2. Well, about to find out.

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

#li423 Where would you go?

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

#li423 staring at our phones and sitting hunched over laptops has created a new sort of spine injury. We're slowly becoming mushrooms.

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

Alima would be proud #li423 #WhataTerry #thisshouldntstillberelevantbutitis

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd that #EarthDay exists as a day at all. Instead, maybe it should be extended to the whole year, and then repeated annually

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

Boss: Courtney, what were you muttering about earlier? You sounded annoyed.
Me: Which time?
Boss: Good point

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@ChristopherPoin

[Courtney Major @chm24601]

An open letter to english teachers everywhere: Please stop spoiling the ending of books you reference. Now I can't read them. #wlp