Ashley Janine

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[Ashley Janine @chngingillusion]

@katrinasivad Thank you!!! If I wanted vinegar I would just use vinegar. And not feel like my teeth are being dissolved out of my head.

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@BrettDruck Unless you are a klutz and injure yourself badly in a stupid way. And sadly I speak from experience

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Mama Borg knowing LL Cool J is an amazing thought. I want to hear her rap it! #flulastrong

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@boardwalkscarb I asked for no ice but I still expected the cup to be filled. I haven’t had a drink yet. At least 25% of the cup is empty

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@SeanDEhrlich Even though I can’t see you. I know you are out there Birds. *shifty eyes* I will find you. Somehow.

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@Ivegotatoner I’m glad I’m not the only one that knows this one 😃

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@FeralFerrell You’re speaking my language. When you get the right spot try to stretch your arm across your body to open up and lengthen the knotted spot

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Fly cook #sdscgame #AnimalAJob

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@thatlaneboy @JDay81683 @DocFandango @amazongerl @AnotherChris2 It’s like the epiphany someone shared realizing that running a campaign and controlling all the characters is writing a book

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@savvything Do you drink wine? I’ve heard of them being used in replace of ice cubes if you want it chilled more. But agreed. I don’t want to eat them

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@savvything @BowersComedy Not to brag ;) but I think I may also be on the acceptable list

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@bengleib @LastWeekOnEarth I started my massage therapy clinic with my BFF in January. We survived 3 months of lockdown, our business is still running/about to celebrate 1 year. I met some amazing new friends around the world thanks to SDSC and Nowhere Comedy.

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American Ministrone X #sdscgame #SouperTaylor @Tayter57

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Attack of the Killer Tomato Soup #sdscgame #SouperTaylor @Tayter57

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#SDSCGame #AnInconvenientTheft

Half the toilet paper by peeling it into single ply

Replace all the peanut butter cups with candy corn

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Bats always turn left when leaving a cave #SDSCgame #FactsforZara

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Koala fingerprints are so indistinguishable from humans that they have been confused at crime scenes on occasion #SDSCgame #FactsforZara

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Pigs can have 15 orgasms in a day #SDSCgame #FactsforZara

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Polar Bears are left-handed #SDSCgame #FactsforZara