Carl Lane

Nerdy, Neurotic and Mega-Square according to nerd and all-round good guy... modest too!

All thoughts are my own

[GAMBOY @Gamboytv]

@GBC_Press We know everything
@FIFAcom
Taking and giving

[CultureDetox @CultureDetox13]

@GBC_Press

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

It isn’t shady MPs who caused a by-election, it was Nigel.

And it’s not Labour investigating Nigel, it’s the Parliamentary standards commission, the National Crime agency and now the metropolitan police too.

[Carl Lane @thatlaneboy]

At the moment quite a strong refereeing performance from Michael Oliver #SpaVsBel

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

There are no depths to which Rupert Lowe won't sink. Dunblane was the deadliest mass shooting in British history. 16 children aged 6 and under were murdered along with their teacher. Lowe denying their existence in order to talk down the UK to foreigners is contemptible.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump just claimed that he Deserves a Nobel Peace Prize more than "Anyone who ever got one."

This includes:

- Mother Teresa
- Martin Luther King Jr.
- Nelson Mandela
- Malala Yousafzai

He is such a disrespectful piece of dog crap.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nigel Farage will lose to Count Binface says the latest poll.

[Thelma Walker @Thelma_DWalker]

“I found out today that there is a little village about six miles inland from Clacton-On-Sea called ‘Weeley’ and if this isn’t the perfect location for the campaign office of @countbinface then I don’t know what is.”
(Borrowed from
miketherelic on Threads)

[Brexitshambles @brexit_sham]

🚨 WATCH: Oakeshott turns a whiter shade of pale as she learns live on Talk TV that the Met has launched a criminal investigation into George Cottrell’s mother and her siphoning of half a million pounds to Tricky Dicky.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Notice how Nigel Farage doesn’t mention the race of the 26-year-old white man arrested in connection with the murder of Ann Widdecombe.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"You boy, is Nigel Farage still making a tit of himself by fighting a bin?"

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Markets spiral after the Islamic Republic of Japan sends Godzilla to blockade the Strait of Hormuz.

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

A man married to a current MP and former conservative Home Secretary and Attorney General whose wedding happened at THE HOUSE OF COMMONS is referring to a man with a bin for a face as 'an establishment tool.' We are truly on the stupidest timeline.

[Carl Lane @thatlaneboy]

Donald Trump just stated that he is the number 1 most followed person on TikTok... he's lying. Not even in the top 100 by a long way...

By any chance did he mean to say number one on his own social media, Truth Social?

#BillyBullshitter

[Carl Lane @thatlaneboy]

@johnpavlovitz Those post is wrong and needs a community note.

I was watching the interview, it has been conveniently cut off that there was an interpreter speaking to Trump.
Yes, he has fallen asleep at many events, yesterday was not one of them

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Nick Reeves #RejoinEU #NAFO #FBPE @nickreeves9876]

It's time the voters of Clacton should learn about Farage's treasonous work for Russia.

On September 16, 2014, Farage and Nathan Gill made speeches to the European Parliament parroting several of the same Russian propaganda lies.

They both called Ukraine "The Ukraine," a term which refers back to the old Slavic word for borderland, which Russia uses to deny Ukraine's nationhood.

They both used the expression "poking the Russian bear."

They both parroted the Russian lie that there had been a coup in Kyiv in 2014.

They both parroted Russian lies about NATO and EU expansion.

They both repeated the Russian claim that the real threat was Muslim extremism, a claim that Putin had very effectively used to distract Western leaders from Russian aggression and its hybrid war against the West.

Reform UK initially claimed Farage barely knew Gill. That turned out to be a blatant lie.

Please spread information about Farage and Russia. Our hapless news media are very likely to forget all about Farage's Russia links unless they are very loudly and repeatedly reminded.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

"I took the money, I got caught taking the money, I couldn't think of a way of defending taking the money so, with the help of the British media I'm going to divert attention from taking the money by forcing a by-election and pretending I can't talk about the money because of it"

[FLA Henrique @flahenriquebr]

Fizeram um compilado de 4 minutos mostrando os lances em que a Argentina foi favorecida contra o Egito.

Simplesmente um escândalo mundial. Quanta sujeira envolvida. 🤢