Me: Hi I am very thirsty give some juice or some alcoholic drink it is hurting so much I need it now let me chug it and mix it and put ice
Bartender: Bartender
Bartender: How old are are ?we can only 21+ not m*n*rs
Me:
Bartender: What?
M: what? What
Cihken
🐓chcking H
Noticed that the bus driver pulled in to my stop a little more gracefully than the previous stops, maybe I don’t get off here, let’s keep going, drive until we run out of gas. Oh who am I kidding, it would never work! I hate you! [moves to leave, the closing doors crush my skull]
What’s beautiful about GG Fucking EZ is when he says Hey Don’t Say That because she swore, she acquiesces and says Ferking EZ instead. Her quick and painless willingness to change shows how much they care for each other.