chobiemperor

ceo and founder of footjob fridays. 21. god's favorite chainsmoking hamster 🐹. daddy's on here to look at yummy fan art and retweet stupid shit

[Tiffy ↙️↙️↙️ @boyclitworshipr]

I left my puppygirl alone outside and she dug under the fence and killed the kittyboy nextdoor

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[Alejandro Díaz 🪲 @_AlexVoid]

Ludovico P. Luche lookin ass ✌🏼😭😭

[WACHOSHIT @WACHOSHIT]

como se siente estar triste y que tu amigo de internet te consuele

[g. @redfourd]

Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs

[Tord. @guropleasurist]

Im evil and jerk off to weird shit

[jon🔜SQXL @_jonthehuman_]

I'm getting tired of seeing white people everyday

[miss mary lou☭ @dumpstercandy]

how it feels to miss somebody you’ll never forgive

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

nana says if i don’t eat my cauliflower then ben 10 will die

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

peanut butter and jelly more like penis butter and smelly bro

[Sxn @Sxnj_1o1]

I am not an eboy. I’m an Eman. I don’t play games. I pay bills. I don’t post biceps. I post wordle attempts. Yall need to respect me more

[cable @kyx3n_]

I dont cut to hurt myself i cut so when they use a skin graft from my thigh for my penis it'll be Ribbed for Her Pleasure

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

I’m off the shrooms my homie bm ugly asl im finna start screaming

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ion give white homless people money, figure it out #Cracker

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

I AM ADDICTED TO MY SELF ADMINISTERED PUNISHMENT. NOBODY TEACHES ME A LESSON LIKE I DO. I LIKE WHEN I MAKE IT HURT.

[orb @strwbrysuccubus]

missionary so i can blow vape smoke in your face

[chobiemperor @chobimeat]

@ZynkbotDev @Iovesickbetty you can see Sidney Sweeny's nips in euphoria... like multiple times