wonka !

it’s simply second nature to paint outside the lines. | he/they. | @milkchocpriv | 🦷🍬💍

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

🍫 — THE CANDYMAN.
↳ into the borleverse.

https://t.co/OBAFEZYdT8

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

“ STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT! I MEANT THE OTHER WAY! ”

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

@PASSI0NDlES @TR1BUTETOME alright, then. he already has a fag anyway, namely you, so im keeping my pack.

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

what does this have to do with me what

[✦・Whizzer Brown @TR1BUTETOME]

@CHOCOLAT1ERS my boyfriend just hit me give me something for compensation my head hurts please

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

@TR1BUTETOME i am neither your boyfriend nor friendly but i can offer you, err ... a cig and 5 dollars. that good?

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

@TR1BUTETOME i will i will! it's just currently sitting in the fridge so unless you want salmonella, best wait for tomorrow!

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

stress baking tonight! these cookies are gonna be so bomb (i am thoroughly overwhelmed by everything)

[✦・Whizzer Brown @TR1BUTETOME]

( Whizzer Brown. )

: 34, taken.
photographer.

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

husband has been out a lot so i got sad and made wonton soup to eat while crying and missing him

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

oh, the chocolate room is so pretty, this time of year! caramel leaves to imitate autumn's beauty. my dear husband would love this.

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

the dentist and i are on a date :D

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

What.

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

every time i see a dentistry video i cry a bit inside WHY DOES IT WORK THAT WAY its scary

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

cancer, your smile is lovely.

[S♱SHA (hiatus for commz) @ushiguros]

UGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

to be completely fair, gloop-flavoured fudge tasted horrible anyway. however, maybe if i added some more brown sugar last time . . .

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

hey that's my job wtf

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

i need my husband’s big tits on my face right now

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

/ let it be known that i am ACTUALLY dating my orin scrivello <33

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

@kykynerd I DONT SHAPING KNOW

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

@kykynerd I DONT KNOW I CANT FRIDGING SAY F@#$!

[wonka ! @CHOCOLAT1ERS]

@kykynerd FRIDGE