Richard McThtiphee

Scientists say they may have uncovered what could very possibly be ancient remains of a fuck I once gave, but the evidence has not been verified. #BroFroYoloTho

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

I mean God Damn #2016election

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

Cleveland: still a shit hole. #CubsvsIndians #FlyTheW #GoCubs #WindyCity

[Single Dad @Lonely_Dad]

i have no money. please hire me - dad

[Dingus McGuffin @Dingus_Khan69]

DOUBLE D'S OVER EVERTHINGGGGG #TITTYTWEET #YEAH #BEWBZ

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." - Kim Kardashian

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

Lulz

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

The hell did this not make it into the bible?!

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

Can we all agree this outfit rules 🔱⚜💯

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

My cousin turns 8 today so he made this extra shitty looking cookie cake #hbd

[Just Got A Boner @bonercount]

Maintaining a boner after realizing your ex stole your phone charger is the mark of a true hero.

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

"If you don't spank your kids then we all suffer and fuck you"
- Everyone

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

2 proposals to #LaurenB is approximately equal to 2 swift kicks in the groin #TheBachelorFinale

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

"Whoops." - @benhiggi #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor #TeamJoJo #DumbFuck

[Kelly Schuberth @KellySchuberth]

An announcement that will "send the world into a frenzy?" Let's do this #BachelorNation! #TheBachelor #RoseReport

[Bryan Haggerty @bhaggs]

Can't stop watching this.😳
#SuperTuesday
https://t.co/jCOfPO4SJs

[Just Got A Boner @bonercount]

Got a boner on a movie set due to everyone yelling "action"all the time.

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

But wait, there's hope! I smell unemployment in the west! #BernieSanders is gonna take #Colorado

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

Looks like all you bitches are gonna have to keep working for a living. #Sorry #DidntGetBernt #NoWelfareForYou

[Richard McThtiphee @chode_69]

I just clicked on 4 of @BernieSanders Google ads and cost him about 80 of y'alls donations #woops #ivoted #getoutandcockus