dave fortnite

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

no i can’t say i do think about that. instead i think about cool stuff like foot ball or boobs

[noodle @NoodleVEVO]

do you ever think about how fortnite has transcended cultural phenomena and become the endpoint of capitalist culture itself in the form of a consumable product that subsumes all other products

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@MattD366 yeah they fucked up by not using the Seer’s Orb that’s a bad call by Dabes

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@catblerd @sabatonfan69 @06571Mcd i think he’s just having a little fun and you’re being kind of a dick for not really any reason

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@06571Mcd @sabatonfan69 dude calm down

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@mubbywub @terminallyOL

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

the republican candidate for president is out here running fucking crypto scams. what are we fucking doing here!!!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

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[mischief | 🇨🇮 @kurostill]

imagine Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk are both your grandfathers, you’re like the Son Goku of white people

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

just saw the trump ad about giving transgender surgeries to illegal aliens in prison. but yeah biden didn’t use magic powers to stop a hurricane from occurring so they’re equally as bad!

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@tchapatata @janecoaston i mean anyone who’s not kinda stupid could have interpreted what he said correctly

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

i got Michael the Archangel in persona 3 he’s a good persona strong physical skills and healing 😃 idk who this guy is that i’m quoting but if he’s a fellow persona fan then he must be A-Ok!!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@queens_guy what did jersey do to offend you? it’s the new york metropolitan area. why do you have to be a dick?

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@GiantsAreBack22 @SpartanMike96 move on for who!!!! are they supposed to summon a better qb from the gates of oblivion???

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@Mike_NYY @_Giantspride damn if only people celebrated less and instead let the undrafted local rookie qb know that we hated him and wished he would lose more. then he’d have gone “aw shucks ok guysss I’ll lose :(“ and the giants would be on the fast track to the super bowl surely!!

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

persona 4 golden shadow world

[nathan 🇵🇸 @moveimemo]

anyone have any songs that sound like this

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@TheDougRush dude i’m sorry to say but if you ever thought this was real you’re kind of stupid

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@Vision4theBlind forward progress, take your meds buddy

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@ATeamRobert damn the giants should have used ancient forbidden magic to force the commies to trade draft picks with them god joe schoen is an idiot what was he thinking

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

god

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Coffee in the morning is so great

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

@Goham_Quee @Lj_era8 thanks for the summary man

[dave fortnite @chodeomega]

nah bro you should absolutely be ashamed. youre playing little computer games lol go to actual war or something

[LearningTheLaw ✝️ @Mangalawyer]

This is what the peak gaming experience from Ubisoft looked like before activists took over: games made for men and filled with testosterone.

You should never be ashamed and we should demand more of this.