Chuck Klosterman

Fake Chuck account, collected by @kaz. Tweeting the choicest quotes from Chuck Klosterman because somebody's gotta do it if he won't.

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

Q: What quality do your favorite athletes have in common?
A: The sense that they are the only people who could ever be who they are.

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"Kanye is a genius, but not in the usual way. He's not a genius like Prince. He's a genius like Salinger."

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"Soccer is like punk rock: The product is not necessarily terrible. The problem is the fan base."

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

If you’re against Duke, you’re against college basketball. It's been proven by science. Problem solved. Next problem. http://t.co/871vV5a4nG

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

Sports have to offer more than just deciding which team's best. If they don't we're making a terrible investment of our time, $, and emotion

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"Life is crazy. But I already knew that last Thursday, and so did you."

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"Following any event on Twitter radically amplifies the illusion of its import. It makes you believe things matter far more than they do."

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

Rumors are now reported w/ the same tone as hard news and modern readers have been trained to consume gossip and fact in the exact same way.

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"I'm different b/c I'm the same in a different way-at the same time the different are being different on purpose which makes them identical"

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you." Chuck Klosterman (via @MollyMackArt)

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"The NFL Network works exactly like FOX News: It stays on message and invents talking points for its core constituency to absorb."

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"Is there anything more important than being whoever you actually are?

The answer is probably. But the difference is negligible."

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"Thinking slightly differently can have an exponential consequence particularly when applied to an activity that's assumed to be inflexible"

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

“Observing someone without context amplifies the experience.”

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"What if the 40-year-old Don Draper we're seeing now — the one we don't fully recognize — is actually the real person he's always been?"

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"To truly live, man must forever joust against himself. He must wage war against his own sexy demons."

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

"I attack reality with well-placed, nonironic, nonrefundable LOLs."

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

“HYPER"thetical questions from Chuck Klosterman: http://bit.ly/jnpUQO

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

“Every time I learn the truth about something, I’m disappointed.”

[Chuck Klosterman @choicechuck]

“Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less.”