Texas Tech: I want to spend forever with you
Chris Beard: I met someone on 6th Street
Texas Tech: this is the meanest April fools joke of all time
Chris Beard: No, really...
Texas Tech: fine, I’m headed in a new direction!
@TravisLofley While the bird rests, take the carrots and potatoes out of the juices and broil for a couple of minutes to crisp them up. Skin will be crispy, bird will be juicy and if you’re entertaining, your guests will thank you.
@TravisLofley Put a couple of tabs of butter between the breast and skin, then generously season inside and outside the bird. Stuff the bird with lemon, onion and thyme and/or rosemary. Bake at 400 for 20 min per lb. Cover for most of the bake, uncover for last 20 mins.
@TravisLofley Definitely start with chicken thighs. There’s a little more fat so they stay juicier. If you feel up for a whole chicken, chop up potatoes and carrots, put them in the bottom of a Dutch oven. Mix lots of salt, half as much pepper, then add garlic powder, onion powder and paprika
@AnandWrites Probably an unpopular opinion here, but that people would live within their means, get out of debt and save money. Take care of yourself and your family then be as generous as possible to causes you care about. Quit playing a victim.
@devynrhymeswith Lol. I get that. Andrew likes to have the TV on all the time. I believe all of King of the Hill is on Hulu. He also just finished Justified there. It’s pretty stupid, but the Marshall is good looking. 🤣
3 yo threw 4 tantrums before 7 a.m. today.
1. I didn’t want to change her poopy diaper on the floor
2. I wouldn’t take off her shirt after she got a smidge of soap on it.
3. I wouldn’t make her macaroni for breakfast
4. I made her lie down and rest.
#TheHorror