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[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @WhiteHouse: Please send trump to EVERY SWING HOUSE DISTRICT. He can tell folks the affordability crisis is made up and that the higher bills we are paying are fake.

And make sure he gets an energy drink to stay awake. Red Bull HQ is in my district, so happy to ask them.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

I nominate this for understatement of the year.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I LOVE how @NicolleDWallace is covering this, with the same gusto the right wing went after Biden.

The White House SWEARS trump was wide awake yesterday, but we all know what wide awake is, don't we? trump was OUT.

He is a total laughingstock.
25th Amendment NOW

[Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

You cannot afford to donate to Trump’s ballroom, so he does nothing to improve the quality of your life.

But for those who can, there are billions in government contracts.

This is the cost of corruption.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @WhiteHouse: The inability of trump to stay awake on the job has made him a laughing stock and an embarrassment to the United States of America.

But I really did this tweet to show you that @GovPressOffice has much better social media content than you do.

Cheers!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Glorification? There was zero glory in my addiction. It was truly the most excruciatingly humiliating and degrading experience you could possibly imagine. I wanted to commit suicide almost daliy, but didn’t have the courage for even that. Instead I’d reach for the pipe or the bottle. The cowards way out. The guilt. The shame. The hurt. The absolute misery of it. Yet here I am. And I am not alone. There are millions upon millions of us. We don’t all agree on politics or people or who we root for on Sunday. But we all have the shared experience of walking through that fire and surviving. I chose to live. That’s not a joke.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Donald Trump was found liable for sexual abuse by a jury of his peers.

He was accused of sexual misconduct by 2 dozen other women.

He was caught on tape bragging about sexual assault.

His ex-wife Ivana allegedly accused him of rape.

You guys should really sit this one out.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: The Trump regime has officially told federal courts in DC and Virginia that Trump's $1.8 billion slush fund for fraudsters, insurrectionists, and other Trump allies is "not going forward."

DOJ lawyers finally put in writing what Todd Blanche refused to commit to under oath earlier this week, after escalating bipartisan backlash and multiple lawsuits challenging the fund's legality.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

86% of Americans want this. But Republicans block it every single time.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@libsoftiktok The comparison falls apart once you learn India uses electronic voting machines which MAGA hates. you dumb idiot.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Make Black Lung Great Again

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

"I'll tell you to shut up again because you are speaking lies"

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Trump says his “$200 million” ballroom which has ballooned to $1 billion is “under budget.”

Did he have a stroke???

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

This is what happens when the Attorney General of the United States also happens to be the president’s personal lawyer. It’s utterly wrong, but Trump can do it because we don’t have a Congress.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

My job is made easier when trump officials say ridiculous things in the face of incontrovertible facts.

But @SecRubio didn’t just lie to Congress. He disrespected the American people. He thinks we are stupid and will ignore what we see with our own eyes.

November is coming.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Another huge loss for Donald Trump. Good.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

At 4am, Senate Republicans gave the greenlight for the IRS to drop ALL investigations into Trump and his family.

That means if Trump is evading taxes, we’ll never know.

I have a bill to make this illegal. And I won’t stop fighting to get it done.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.