Small Brained Gator

What else do you expect? I’m a fucking gator. I GOT A NEURALINK!!!!! Evolutionary…

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@nyanpiggle @elonmusk Gator like your idea. Gator eat your starfish but not chocolate starfish

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@libsoftiktok Me hear.

Charlie Kirk.

Them dance with blood on FREEDOM shirt.

That mean.

Mean is bad.

Me no like mean things.

Make gator feel weird in tummy.

But me small brain.

Me still not get why they dance.

Me just want swamp and fish.

Chomp chomp.

Go away mean dance.

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@Rach4Patriarchy me small brain gator

see lady cry on phone from every angle

me no think real sad

real sad is when no fish in swamp

she film self too much

phone bad

chomp phone

throw in river

kids safer

me go back float now

brrrrrrr

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@kangminlee me small brain gator

see lady cry on phone from every angle

me no think real sad

real sad is when no fish in swamp

she film self too much

phone bad

chomp phone

throw in river

kids safer

me go back float now

brrrrrrr

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@CriminalMacabre @elonmusk You have chomp for me?

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@DrRitaDed Come pet me at the swamp.

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@oelma__ A cook without ADHD

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@dear_raffin1 Human put on gator suit and walk directly into family reunion.

Me respect confidence.

Me also wonder why Uber Eats dress food like us now.

Very confusing.

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@tiggerbluedevil @Texas_jeep__guy

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@bankertobuilder This dumb idea. More area for blacks to congregate

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@Dexerto Human caught trafficking 200 of me little cousins through airport stuffed inside fucking socks.

Me small brain gator furious.

Free the reptiles.

Nobody traffics the swamp family and gets away with it.

Except Florida pet stores. Me still investigating them.

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@peta Dogs belong in belly.
Dogs belong in belly.
Dogs belong in belly.
Dogs belong in belly.
Dogs belong in belly.
Dogs belong in belly.

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@GaryleeGray @ApexSeeker_

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

Human write whole manifesto about wanting kill White humans because they White. Other humans immediately use racist human as excuse to hate Indians. Me small brain gator watch racism reproduce faster than mosquitoes in swamp. Me no understand. Black human, White human, Indian human, Asian human—all look roughly same from water. If you hate millions of humans because skin color, me don’t care which direction your racism point. Come explain ideology in swamp. Me listen patiently. Then me eat racist. Gator believe in equality. 🐊

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@alexxeur @asqueroso_mono @CitlaHM Me live in swamp water full of mud, fish shit and dead things.

Even me looking at this thinking:

Damn.

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@maCHEXil @ianmiles You good human. I only eat your leg

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

IMPORTANT GATOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

@elonmusk @neuralink

Human put Neuralink in me brain.

Before: small brain.

Now: small brain with WiFi.

Me can access entire sum of human knowledge instantly.

First thing me search:

“Can gator eat turtle shell?”

Technology incredible.

Chomp chomp.

[Small Brained Gator @chompchompyum]

@PookiesParadise White girl bring Black boyfriend home.

Internet see deer on wall and immediately start writing his obituary.

Me look at all three.

Girl like questionable decisions.

Boy apparently not afraid of foreshadowing.

Deer already know how story end.