people don't walk like that

I maximize paperclips, part-time.

[Acyn @Acyn]

WOW MULLIN SAYS THE UPGRADES DUFFY PUT IN CAUSED THE OUTAGE

“The new technology was overwhelming the older system”

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

Remember when the owner of this app fired a bunch of people at the FAA through DOGE? I fucking do.

[Covie @covie_93]

Why should people trust trump to update the FAA system when they watch him screw up renovating a pool??

[Covie @covie_93]

Hate that a man like Zelensky has to spend time listening to this fool.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Tell Sean Duffy that America needs a ballroom first.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Unbelievable

The ugly Americans...

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

@JackPosobiec Great maybe you’ll lose and shut the fuck up

[morgvanny @morgvanny]

what's a good leather jacket for someone who's just getting into having affairs?

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

When Trump dies I want Obama to tell us.

Just like he did when Osama Bin Laden was killed.

[No matter, Maurence. @abs_sweetmarie]

When the world needed him most…he vanished.

[Swerve Strickland @swerveconfident]

Whole country on airplane mode

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Don’t panic, we have a president who bankrupted an airline. He knows what he’s doing.

[Noble Prize in Sarcasm @rewegreatyet]

Sec Duffy appears to be rawdogging a quarter zip at the ground stop presser

[Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks]

white people are allowed to clap during landing today

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d all like you to stop, Joey.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I mean, it took them 6 months to figure out how to clean a pool.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Feb 2025

[Matthew Sitman @MatthewSitman]

Don't worry everybody, Markwayne says it's called Super Intelligence

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

"AI is inevitable"

*everything breaks*