Gomez

twitter is just a swamp for retrocausality || 2004 Subaru Outback Driver || Denver Broncos || Colorado Buffaloes || NBA Purist

[Gomez @chopipapi]

Took long enough

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The jets should trade Zach Wilson to the broncos

[Zach Segars @Zach_Segars]

In other words, losing in the 4th quarter with Bo Nix results in a higher winning percentage than simply starting a game with Montana/Manning/Jackson/Allen

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

Justin Herbert aint nothing but Ryan Leaf with Madison Beer phone number

[Randy “Bullet Train” Barrett @Randy_Barrett11]

Not sure how to talk to #women so I’m practicing #ballsecurity

[Barbour Jacket @BarbourSeason]

Only Box I’m getting this week #fuckmylifeimsuchafuckingchud

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@Broncos4six So you just took all favorites and went 11-5? Good job I guess

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@SleeperBroncos We’re onto Jacksonville

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We’re on to Jacksonville

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Justin Herbert might legitimately be the greatest QB to ever touch a football if he just had:

- A top offensive line
- The best weapons in football
- A top-tier defense
- Andy Reid calling the shots
- Madison Beer keeping him energized on the sidelines
- World hunger completely eradicated
- Clean water accessible to every human
- The entire planet powered by renewable energy
- No more wars or global conflict
- Free education for everyone
- Free healthcare for everyone
- Worldwide poverty eliminated
- Complete equality regardless of race, gender, or background
- Climate change completely reversed
- Technology that benefits humanity without exploiting it
- Mental health checkups as common as physicals
- Universal work-life balance
- Innovation focused on sustainability instead of profit
- Borders that encourage cooperation instead of division
- Empathy taught in every school
- Universal animal rights
- Zero government corruption
- Art and culture completely free from censorship
- Free, green and efficient transportation
- Housing guaranteed for everyone
- Every major disease cured
- Space exploration that unites humanity
- Pollution-free oceans
- Forests regenerating faster than we can lose them
- Ethical and unbiased AI
- Stronger communities around the world
- Forgiveness replacing grudges
- Lifelong education available to everyone
- Justice systems focused on rehabilitation
- Thriving biodiversity across every ecosystem
- Economies focused on human well-being instead of endless growth
- Creativity valued as highly as productivity
- Clean air in every city
- Technology that eliminates language barriers
- Compassionate elderly care
- Every child growing up safe and loved
- Renewable resources replacing finite ones
- Volunteerism becoming a global cultural norm
- Scientific discoveries freely shared with humanity
- Religious and spiritual freedom alongside secular progress
- All waste efficiently transformed into useful resources
- Enough leisure time for everyone to actually enjoy life
- Democracies that truly represent every voice
- Healthy nutrition available worldwide
- Protection from natural disasters through advanced preparation
- Every culture’s history preserved and celebrated
- Technology somehow solving loneliness
- Equal opportunity for everyone
- Gratitude becoming the foundation of human relationships
- Humanity embracing curiosity as its guiding principle

That’s it.

That’s literally all Justin Herbert needs.

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The last time both the Giants and Jets won their Week 1 games in the same season was 2016.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

WE PLAY REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL TODAY ‼️

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First Octobox of the season

[Harrison Hughes @hughes_harrison]

It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners

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@TonyTMPokemon1 You’re gonna get mighty diglett and like it

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@Reformed_Trader 2025 you were a goat, now you just a ASTS bag holder

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@bruhonco Just watch on streameast or crack streams

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@Lowkey_4real It’s a squakabilly who fucking cares

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@EchoGamesOG

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@Leon_Leon9715 Having both shundos and hatching 140 casually is biblical levels of greed, respect the grind tho

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@zabsol @VeridisQo It’s somewhere in Spain

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At postgame bar, happy I wore the PM bc a lot of these niggas can’t fw me