i am a surgeon 🍉

here comes the pizza

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

We finally have a statement about that controversial ending, sir

Great. What layout and font should we use?

Definitely “back cover of a 1980s young adult mystery paperback”

[Alejandro Zúñiga @ByAZuniga]

Michigan HC Kyle Whittingham:

"This game will go down in Michigan history. Maybe not in a positive way, but it'll go down in history."

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Best pass at the 60:00:01 mark I’ve ever seen

[Patrick Mayhorn @patrick_mayhorn]

You can give the Big Ten and SEC unlimited money, a completely pliant national media and de facto control of the sport’s rules, but you can’t kill the soul. They want separation because they know they can’t extinguish the love keeping these mid-major programs alive

[Sav @B1Gsad]

call of the millennium

[i am a surgeon 🍉 @choppens_]

MY SWEET DICK ITS MAGIC

[Robert @JRAMNOTTHAGOAT]

Sherrone Moore in his padded cell

[#OneNineSZN @DMart1k]

On my fucking life Tommy Carr should get the start next week

[Jake Butt @Jbooty88]

Sickening. Shocking. Completely inexcusable.

Give a ton of credit to western michigan. Had a great gameplan. Executed in all 3 phases at a higher level. That’s a damn good football team, but Michigan beat themselves countless times in this game. Many mistakes are carryovers from last season which is most concerning

[dan campbell owns the bears @extramicrowave]

Media wasnt talking enough about how this is Oregons first full season without Charlie Kirk

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

This cannot be real. This has to be one of those fake North Korea cities

[Ohio Football @OhioFootball]

Dime from Poulos #OUohyeah

[i am a surgeon 🍉 @choppens_]

ROLL FREAKING BOBBIES

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

congrats @michaeljordan

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The Tigers have blown 68 leads in the 8th inning or later this season

It is an MLB record.

[Alex Drain @Alex_Drain]

The “2026 Detroit Tigers” are an experiment devised by researchers to explore fan behavior when pushed to the psychological limit

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The consistency is insane.

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

How as a grown man you aren’t embarrassed by this is beyond me. It’s time to ban influencers from sports.

[Laz 🏈 👀 @crumbbutler]

Give me a fuckin break