Chopper Chavez

I leave my mind in the gutter, it's easier that way... except for the bum taking a leak just up hill from me.

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@JohnLegere Depends.

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@elonmusk Do Better. @realDonaldTrump Do Better.

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@MicrosoftHelps We appreciate your reply on informing us that the issue is not your problem. As there is always someone else to blame please pass this off to the next group just like you do with everything else.

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@MicrosoftHelps KB5034441 Win RE update is still broken. Please fix this faster than you are handling it currently. The way this has currently been handled is absolutely horrid.

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@WindowsUpdate please fix WIN RE update. It is still broken. KB5033441 this is disgusting. You broke, please fix

[Tom Konopka @realTomKonopka]

This was a fun one indeed! Ole JOHNNY RINGO himself, the great Michael Biehn! The stories he told on this Patreon Podcast #417 were great! @hdfatty and @MrHennigan laughing at the mystery of #SpencerTracysDick was the show stopper for me! Thx @DougStanhope and @gregchaille again!

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@ThatKevinSmith Did you know @feliciaday needs a guest DM for @theguild D&D? You’d be boss for this! Just saying. ❤️

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@OphiraE @NPRAskMeAnother @OphiraE I love your comedy, you are a fantastic host of #AMA. However your knocked it out of the park with your son clearly knowing his superheroes! That had me rolling, he really knows he’s theme songs #baddasskid

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@OphiraE I love your comedy, you are a fantastic host of #AMA. However your knocked it out of the park with your son clearly knowing his superheroes! That had me rolling, he really knows he’s theme songs #baddasskid

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

Wayne Brady Destroys 5 Fingers of Death Freestyle | SWAYS UNIVERSE https://t.co/eFCjr4bVwk via @YouTube smile motherfucker

[Queef Richards @iBrettmypants]

Attn: Unbookables show @TheComedyStore has been moved to 3/23 at 8pm. Notify @_james_inman immediately!

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@deboralucialeon You are not paranoid, they are after you. #justsaying

[DrLupo @DrLupo]

6 hours remaining. The biggest prize pool we've ever had for a charity stream. Get in here and help @StJude. #BuildAgainstCancer

Click here to donate ---> https://t.co/dQayZ7eA7F

Click here to watch ---> https://t.co/P1bhPIbGZn

[Sam Lupo @_samanthalupo_]

Now that #BuildAgainstCancer is over, @DrLupo is sleeping. Charlie & I are downstairs watching a movie so we can be quiet. Thank you all for your support, encouragement, & donations. As a community WE did this. We are part of something bigger. We have helped cure kids @StJude 💚

[St. Jude @StJude]

Wow, @Twitch. $1M for the kids of St. Jude! Thank you for supporting our lifesaving mission, @DrLupo and #BuildAgainstCancer!

[St. Jude PLAY LIVE @StJudePLAYLIVE]

WHAT IS HAPPENING?! @Twitch just donated $1M to @DrLupo's #BuildAgainstCancer campaign! He has passed a record-breaking $2M raised in 24 hours!

[Twitch @Twitch]

24 hours, over $2.3 million raised for @StJude, and many unforgettable moments along the way. That's how you #BuildAgainstCancer.

Well done, @DrLupo. Keep building higher.

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

Thanksgiving with the elf on the, um shelf?

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@Kfisher159 Did you not get the flu shot that the county offered a couple weeks ago?!? Damn it. Take care of you and your babies!!!

[Chopper Chavez @chopperchavez]

@Kfisher159 What happened? Y’all are supposed to be the good ones!