Choptimus Prime

Jobless | Chop Addict | Unvaxed Sperm Donor

[Steelcityrepping @steelcityreppin]

Sure, kids at Penn State were selling blow to the athletic director. At least the kids weren’t getting blown by the athletic director

I call that progress!

[Choptimus Prime @choptimussprime]

Don’t let me down Keith

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@devahaz Just applied to JP Morgan for the sex slave role on the Hajdini team. Dream job of mine. Looking forward to this opportunity

[Choptimus Prime @choptimussprime]

Justin Rose with the generational sell to end the first round in the lead and cash chops 2k slip🤦🏻‍♂️

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Choptimus Prime @choptimussprime]

@charliebcurran @ketasack the world doesn’t stand a chance

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Iran never stood a chance against The Rizzler.

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@NedricksNuts Making them eat a butter dog was an all time favorite of mine

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Let’s just say chop might’ve had himself too much fun ln. Slept walked and pissed all over my boys living room and couch

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@ketasack Don’t make me pork ya sista

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@ketasack It’s bcz u hv only gotten w like 2 ppl in the last 4 yrs 😂😂😂 it’s like national news when my boy gets his pecker wet

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This dog does this and no one bats an eye meanwhile I do this at the bar and girls curse me out and call me disgusting🤦🏻‍♂️

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@TimothyJones92 Respect to these pledges they really stood on business

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Rizzmaxxing

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@gosteelers694 Florida

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I fucking hate ppl that rush to the front of the plane once it lands. Like if u wanna get off first don’t be broke and sit in row 40 fn

[Choptimus Prime @choptimussprime]

This new Apple update got me feeling like James droz after a cowboys loss #wham

[Choptimus Prime @choptimussprime]

@ketasack Can she do a flip on this dihhh tho?

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@ketasack Was it the greasy fat one that holds them up when they do the pyramid?